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    “So the MVP player of today’s game, where you kicked our asses, is drinking alone in a basement. Isn’t that ironic?”

    “Well, I’m drinking along with a sore loser of today’s game, sitting in said basement. Isn’t that ironic?”

     

    Or: Cliff Marleau decided to go for a beer after the defeat to Montreal and left the bar with number of a surprisingly sassy twenty-year-old Voyageur and a ten-step adoption plan

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    31 May 2026

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    Shane heads straight to his stall, starts tugging his jersey over his head, and without any preamble, turns to Ostrovsky and says, “Rook, what was the one thing I told you not to do tonight?”

    Guiltily, Ostrovsky lisps, “Get into shit with Rozanov and Marleau.”

    Shane sighs, all put-upon weariness. “And what was the literal first thing you did?”

    Or: Five fights Shane Hollander (tries to) stop on the ice, and the one that he starts.

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    22 Apr 2026

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    “I can always play poker,” Hollander says, far slower than he’d recited the stats. “What are you playing?”

    “Durak,” Ilya says when the others just look expectantly at him.

    After a beat, Hollander seems to muster up his courage. “Can I join?”


    Or: Five times people learn the still waters of one Shane Hollander hide a veritable card shark, and one time Ilya gets to see a different side.

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    15 Apr 2026

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    Farah, Shane, and his mom have a statement drafted by the end of the first period of the Boston v. Toronto game. By the time the Raiders are done showering and are pulled for post-game press, everyone with even a passing interest in professional hockey knows that Shane Hollander is an Unrestricted Free Agent looking for a new team.

    Shane watched live as Ilya blinked stupidly, took a few seconds to process, and then quickly answered into the mic. This interview would gain millions of views over the coming months and would be cited as the source of the most chaotic social media rollercoaster the MLH ever had.

    No one knew it then, but the Great MLH Seduction had officially begun.

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    Or: Ilya stays with the Boston Raiders instead of trading to Ottawa. This causes quite a few ripples when Shane finally ends his contract with Montreal.

    Featuring: the Hollander Family's Spreadsheets(TM), professional hockey culture shifts, and a tasteful amount of fraud against the MLH.

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    27 Mar 2026

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    After Fyodor’s defeat upsets the balance of power in Yokohama, the Port Mafia moves to reclaim what it considers unfinished business. A fragile truce forces Fukuzawa to make an impossible choice, while Mori Ougai reaches for the one person he never truly let go of. Some escapes aren’t endings, only delays.

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    Dark Era part 2 (Mafia Dazai goes brrrrr)

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    26 Mar 2026