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“Rough night, huh?” Tim said.
Phantom didn’t move. He didn’t acknowledge Tim in any way.
(Short Tim & Danny hurt/comfort + identity shenanigans ficlet.)
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Nice to Meet You, Mr. Superhero by soda_thief
Fandoms: Danny Phantom, DCU (Comics), Superman - All Media Types
26 Oct 2024
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While hunting down a GIW weapons deal in Metropolis, Danny stumbles upon two reporters poking their nose into the exact same deal.
Problem is, how do they communicate when he’s stuck in a separate plane of existence?
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Please Smash my Skull Open With an Icepick and Fill it With Some Lukewarm Soup by soda_thief for GenesisSystem
Fandoms: Sonic the Hedgehog - All Media Types
06 Apr 2022
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After escaping a friendly(?) .EXE virus, a glitched Sonic and Tails take a short break from their journey to rest.
Fortunately or unfortunately, Sonic wakes up.(WARNING for Gore and Horror.)
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Parallel the Hybrid, a fusion, gets a dream-like flashback that's a blurry mix of Sonic and Shadow's experiences. Thing is? Parallel doesn't remember any of them.
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An Ultimate Halloween by soda_thief
Fandoms: Sonic the Hedgehog - All Media Types, Sonic the Hedgehog (Video Games)
21 Aug 2021
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It's Shadow's first Halloween, and he's determined to celebrate this holiday as perfectly as he can.
Unfortunately, a certain blue hedgehog ruined his plans.
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Remaining neutral about Eddie Brock was much easier in principle when he’s the unseen ex of your girlfriend, a little harder in practise when you’ve helped him through the worst week of his life.
“Pay up.” Anne flops down next to him on the couch two months later. They’re still fishing bits of the Life Foundation Rocket out of the Pacific, but no evil or chaotic neutral ex-terrestrial goo has been recovered. Supposedly.
Dan fishes the promised $20 out of his wallet, “He finally told you.”
-Dr Dan Lewis would like to stop feeling like the third billed in the romantic comedy that is his life.
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19 Oct 2025
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That’s us, Eddie, Venom says suddenly, with a bizarre amount of intensity. We’re like these two fools.
Eddie squints at the screen for a second before he understands. “What, married?”
Venom is well aware that they live in a romantic comedy. Eddie isn’t, but he’ll get the picture eventually.- Language:
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19 Oct 2025
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Time travelers who plan to kill Superman never account for Martha Kent in their plans. She may not be the World's Finest, but she's a mother with a shotgun, and all told that might be scarier.
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- Part 4 of Sorrowful and Immaculate Hearts
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11 Jul 2025
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God is a Girl by liketolaugh for DarthFrodo, Deathcomes4u, lexosaurus
Fandoms: Danny Phantom
11 Apr 2025
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Danny doesn't really expect his alliance with Red to be reciprocal anymore. He likes her; she hates him. That's just the way things are, and that's why he doesn't bother crying out when Valerie watches him get dragged away. Phantom would never let Red take a hit; Red wouldn't spit on him if he was on fire.
But maybe they don't have to be that way. Maybe this time, when he faces a fate far worse than death, Red will come for him.
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29 Jun 2025
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How To Cope When Your Parents Are Supervillains And Your Life Is A Mess by liketolaugh
Fandoms: Danny Phantom, Batman - All Media Types
24 Oct 2025
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Harley Quinn acting as Danny's therapist in the universe of More Like Home.
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- Part 3 of Future is Bright
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28 Jun 2025