4 Bookmarks by soft_oatmeal_cookie
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Ilya is sipping a cappuccino and watching Shane do very perverted yoga when he realizes that he doesn’t want to die.
It’s a dumb series of thoughts. He sees Shane bend over, neatly folding himself into a hunchback as his hands flatten by his feet, and Ilya thinks, I bet he’s going to love it when we’re old and grey and he can outrace me with my stupid hip replacement. And then he realizes that not only does he anticipate being old and grey enough to need a hip replacement, but that he actually wants to get there.
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Or: the existential crisis that happens when you’ve been depressed your whole life and then realize, suddenly, in your thirties, that you’re happy enough with your life that you no longer want to die.
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- Part 8 of my anonymous heated rivalry fic
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Bookmarked by soft_oatmeal_cookie
10 May 2026
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Once is a mistake, twice is terrible judgment, three times is enemy action. After four times, it might just be something worse.
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What if Scott hooked up with Ilya during the summer of 2010 entirely by accident, then kept doing it on purpose.
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- Part 1 of Tearing Down Our Walls
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- English
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- 116,915
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- 10/10
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30 Apr 2026
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Dishonor On Your Cow by mandarou
Fandoms: Captain America (Movies), The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types
05 May 2017
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“Sergeant Barnes?”
“Oh, hell no, don’t call him that, man,” Sam warned.
“Captain Fuck Off!” Barnes shouted over him. “Fight me!”
Steve didn’t know whether to laugh or just slink away. He managed to combine the two by pacing two steps and snorting instead. Like a bull.
“I’m gonna need you to calm your ass, Barnes,” Sam said as he went limp again, obstructing Barnes’s struggling under him. “This is so undignified. That is Captain goddamn America.”
“Captain goddamn America!” Barnes repeated, louder. And angrier.
Steve cleared his throat again. “I’ve been looking for you,” he told Barnes.
“I hope you brought lube this time!” Barnes shouted.
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- Part 1 of Dishonor
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- English
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- 111,695
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- 19/19
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- 2,954
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26 Dec 2024
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Здесь не будет пафосных превозмоганий - буду простые превозмогания в рабочем порядке. Здесь не будет приключений - будут будни постройки новой жизни. И зомби - не самая большая проблема.
Стая должна жить, а не просто выживать.События происходят после отравления Джерарда Арджента. Альфы не приходили, Вернон с Эрикой присмирели и вернулись к Дереку, Кора спокойно добралась до БХ без встречи с Девкалионом и присными. Скотт присоединился к стае Дерека.
Предупреждаю: приключений особо не будет. Будет строительство (коммунизма) жизни из подручных обломков.
АОЗ для автора не главный ресурс, поэтому часть форматирования в тексте потеряна. Основным местом выкладки автор считает https://ficbook.net/readfic/5605954. Там разбивка по главам, а не по частям, и именно там главы появляются в первую очередь.
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- Part 1 of Волчонок - зомбиапокалипсис
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- Русский
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- 158,334
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Bookmarked by soft_oatmeal_cookie
23 Jun 2019