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Shane Hollander is worried about everyone and everything.
Ilya is mostly just sick of air travel.
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Shane and Ilya are having trouble balancing their very private relationship and their very public lives.A slice of life.
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20 Feb 2026
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The Swiss National League doesn’t care about the legendary Hollander-Rozanov rivalry. When the MLH can’t negotiate with the Hockey Players’ Union in time to prevent a hockey lockout at the start of the 2015 season, the Zürich Lions jump at the chance to sign both Shane and Ilya to short-term contracts. For four months in Switzerland, they share a team, a line, a house, and a bed.
Then the lockout ends in January, and it’s time to go back. Back to different countries, cities, lives. Beds.
Reentry is harder than expected.
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- Part 8 of my heated rivalry anon fics
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19 Feb 2026
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In October of 1981, three secret keepers flee Godric's Hollow in the middle of the night for parts unknown, but Sirius finds he's got more than one secret to carry when a one-night stand with Remus leaves him pregnant, alone, and in hiding. When the war ends a year and a half later and Remus finds Sirius again after his own exile in Mongolia, how will they piece together a life with a child thrown into the mix? Will they finally admit their feelings to each other?
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20 Nov 2025
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Remus has been single for years, and his solitary heats are getting worse and worse with every passing year. His friends can't stand it anymore and, after a great amount of convincing, sign him up for a matchmaking agency. He never expects to get anything out of it, distrustful of the strangers' techniques to find him a partner. Remus is determined to terminate the contract after a single date. But several dates later, he realises he might have been caught in a trap. He keeps coming back to meet more people.... well, to see James and Sirius, really, a charming duo working at the agency itself. Not that he can be matched with any of them. Not that he can stop himself from dreaming about it.
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04 Oct 2025
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18 Jan 2025
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As a rule, there was nothing that Sirius Black enjoyed more than seeing the open road stretched out before him from the back of a motorbike. But now, he had to admit that he’d found something better – seeing the open road stretched before him from the back of a motorbike, with Remus Lupin holding on tight behind him.
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- Part 6 of Displaced
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23 Feb 2024
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Remus has devoted his life to ballet.
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10 Feb 2024
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Sirius Black expected university to be simple; a medley of moonlight trysts and Good Times. What he didn't expect was the yearning for home, the strains on his friendships, or falling for the hot-tempered History student Remus Lupin.
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10 Feb 2024
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Sirius is hungover. It's a life or death situation, apparently.
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10 Feb 2024
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Growing up is hard to do -- but the journey is better if you take someone with you.
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01 Feb 2024
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When a craze for pulpy romance novels about Dark Creatures starts in Gryffindor, Sirius reads one about a werewolf -- and decides to write a better one.
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25 Jan 2024
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‘They are in love. Fuck the war.’ – Thomas Pynchon, Gravity’s Rainbow
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25 Jan 2024
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Late in the first war against Voldemort, Sirius asks Remus on a date. The most surprising part is that Remus accepts. Humour, angst, and a little bit of fluff.
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25 Jan 2024
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::::A Mini Sequel to 169:::: Remus is the DADA Professor at Hogwarts in 1993. Of course, there are no Dementors or wrongly imprisoned Azkaban escapees threatening the school. But even without the Boy-Who-Lived's baggage endangering lives, Hogwarts still seems to attract danger. Someone wants Remus dead, and they are willing to put the whole school at risk to do it.
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- Part 3 of The 169-verse
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15 Apr 2022
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…Just so I could call you mine.(In which Remus Lupin rightfully deduces that something fishy is going on and refuses to (1) allow Sirius Black to rot in Azkaban for a crime he didn't commit, and (2) allow Harry to be neglected by his horrible Muggle relatives.)
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- Part 1 of The Things I Did
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10 Apr 2022
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All the Young Dudes - Sirius's Perspective by Rollercoasterwords
Fandoms: All the Young Dudes - Fandom, Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
24 Apr 2022
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this is an ATYD fanfic first!!! and a harry potter fanfic only by necessity. this is literally just me rewriting each chapter of atyd but from Sirius's perspective bc i love this story so much and can't get enough of it. all credit for the original work goes to MsKingBean89 and if for some reason you've stumbled upon this without reading the original ATYD first, please go do that!!
Read the original here
8/24/23
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- Part 1 of ATYD - Another Perspective
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10 Apr 2022
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Sirius’s throat gains second life, the most pathetic noise coming out of it, and by mercy, Remus doesn’t hold it against him. A sobering thought creeps up his spine as he wonders why he'd ever think otherwise; if there was one person who would wholly understand that words can fall short, it'd be Remus.
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companion to Blends.
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- Part 2 of Blends!verse
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10 Apr 2022
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Sirius Black is about to turn thirty. But, like, it’s not a whole thing. It’s fine. And he’s absolutely not going to have a meltdown, fall in love with his oldest friend, and sabotage his own happiness.
He’s absolutely not.
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10 Apr 2022
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At the age of thirty-eight, Remus Lupin feels like he's been widowed twice.
Four months after the battle of Hogwarts has Remus lonely and tired. His metamorph baby is a tad too small for his age, and Andromeda won't help Remus figure out why. Harry has been crashing on his sofa for the last few months, and Remus blindly hopes he's helping just by being there for him. With the two boys to look after and his transformations growing steadily more painful, Remus chooses to go through a ritual that should release the wolf's soul from his body, curing his lycanthropy for good. What he doesn't expect, though, is to have Sirius materialise in his sitting room soon after; hurt and ready to discuss everything that's happened since his death in the Department of Mysteries, in 1996.
This is a story about Remus Lupin and second chances, for him and his loved ones.
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- Part 1 of Alma Matters Verse
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10 Apr 2022
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Mystery Work
Part of private_35813
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This is part of an ongoing challenge and will be revealed soon!
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10 Apr 2022