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"Claude, listen to me." Max grabbed him by his upper arms and gave him a little shake. "You are not allowed to go on a date with Jakub Voracek. He barely speaks English!"
"Right, cause that's the big problem here."
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- Part 5 of Crazy in Love
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They might avoid talking about things as best as they could, but if Sidney was willing to apply labels to this thing that was fine with him.
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Maybe it was Jakub’s parting words, or maybe it was the vodka. Maybe it was just a night spent in the company of two guys who knew what they wanted and were unashamed to be vocal about it, even when they were so obviously fighting, but something made Geno feel brave.
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- Part 4 of Crazy in Love
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Jake didn’t talk about feelings, like, ever, but the past few months Wayne had learned more about Claude Giroux than he’d ever needed to know, from his feelings about football (the Eagles were going to go all the way, apparently. Ha, no) all the way down to his cuisine choices (grilled cheese was the best sandwich in the history of ever which, again, no). That was pretty telling.
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- Part 3 of Crazy in Love
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“You’re my favorite, Sneaky. You really are. I’ll make sure Jake knows to never, ever hit you in the face under threat of celibacy.”
“Just arm wrestle him for it. If he wins I’ll let him take a free shot,” Danny said, confident in Claude’s ability. Jake might be bigger than he was but Claude was freakishly strong. Plus, Jake really was a sweet guy. He'd never actually hit Danny. He hoped. Jake was huge. It would definitely hurt. “Also, maybe don’t let him hear you telling me I’m your favorite. That’s probably part of why he thinks you have a big, gay crush on me.”
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Claude Giroux thinks Jakub Voracek is the Beyoncé to his Jay Z. He is wrong.
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Call Me (any day or night) by someidiothasice
Fandom: Les Misérables - All Media Types, Les Misérables - Victor Hugo
01 Jan 2013
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It all starts because Wilson drives his car through a McDonald's.
Or, The One Where Deadpool Becomes Hawkeye's Partner-in-S.H.I.E.L.D.
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So Familiar a Gleam by Annie D (scaramouche)
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Loki (TV 2021)
11 Jul 2021
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Hunter S-54 has worked for the TVA since his creation. But before he was created, his name was Steve.
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21 Jul 2021
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“Am I Tony?” Valier asks quietly. “Is that my name?”
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This is a story about two 52 year old men who refuse to age gracefully.
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05 Apr 2021
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“I won’t take this,” Draco said, scandalised. “I have never once, not even when married to my ex-wife - ever held hands with anyone under a table!”
This was so incredibly amazing, I wish there were 592649 more words of it. I wish this fic were a blanket so I could tuck it around myself and roll around in it.
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Nate looked exactly like Brad always pictured him: exhausted in the full life-in-a-combat-zone sense of the word.
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28 Apr 2020
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Brad registered out of place first, and then the little American flag being flapped wildly in a baby's fist. Someone shoved him from behind with a good-natured insult that was just a blur of English-accented noise. Nothing Brad's senses reported fit together or made any sense. Linus was perched on Nate's arm, in the middle of a tarmac in England, waving an American flag.
It was an entirely physical sensation: a head rush like being about to drown, like breaking the surface and drawing breath for the first time. Brad started running, and there was no coherent thought until he'd reached them, until he had his arms around them both, his face pressed against Nate's neck.
This is why, he thought. This is why guys run the last five yards.
This is one that I've come back to time and again.
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Tony’s definitely up to something, Steve’s sure about that. But when he follows Tony down into the unused leg of their new unconventional home, Steve isn’t expecting to discover the lengths Tony will go to try to make him happy.
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30 Jul 2019
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Tony’s looking at him, almost perplexed. It’s a heady rush, because Steve thinks about how he’s the only one who ever manages to surprise Tony, and he thinks about Tony sneaking off to build a home for the rats, just because Steve felt sorry for one rat once, and Steve’s heart feels like it wants to burst in his chest, because this man is ridiculous, and Steve, oh god, Steve loves him so much.
Rats. Mizzy made rats romantic. How is this so goddamn sweet and perfect, what did
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"I really shouldn’t be talking to a figment of my imagination,” Steve said. “Sam would be reading me the riot act. I can hear him now. Therapy works wonders, you know.”
“Sounds like Wilson,” Tony agreed. “And therapy does work wonders. You might want to look into it, once it becomes a thing in a couple of years.”
“I’ll keep that in mind,” Steve said.
A few years after Steve moved permanently back in time, he started having conversations with Tony again.
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Bookmarked by someidiothasice
21 Jun 2019
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“Based on what I can remember from Hank Pym’s records you need to be able to communicate with the person inside the quantum realm and have access to a pretty massive number of Pym particles. Which won’t be invented for another 15 years.”
Steve nodded. “So I’ll have to go back to the future.”
“Okay, first of all,” Tony said, “I’m so glad I died and then came back to life so I could hear you say those exact words, it was all worth it,"
Hearteyes. Perfection. The real Endgame HISHE.