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Severus would catch Potter looking her up and down like she was an angel blessing her hazel eyes instead of greasy nobody with the personality of an angry wasp, or she'd casually brush against her, her hand just barely grazing her waist. Things snowballed from there, casual flirting turning into make outs turning into something more.
This all circles back to one thing: Severus is a bad person—the absolute worst. Because Jamie was dating her ex-best friend, Lily. She was a homewrecker. She was just like her father.
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Or Severus and Jamie are fooling around and she thinks Jamie is still dating Lily. Smut and misunderstandings ensue.
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His (Purple) Eyes Sparkle When He Says Go Away by soupbreadhalo
Fandoms: 斉木楠雄のΨ難 | Saiki Kusuo no Sai-nan | The Disastrous Life of Saiki K.
22 May 2026
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Teruhashi Kokomi is finally going to confess her love for Saiki! What could possibly go wrong?
Everything apparently, especially if you don't know your crush is a psychic.
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When You Dream I'm Not The One You See by soupbreadhalo
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
17 Mar 2026
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Sirius Black was a girl with everything. Good grades without even trying, her perfect soft curls falling down her shoulders, her toned yet feminine build, her laugh that drew all the boys in and made the girls seethe with envy…
Severus glared across the room at her. It wasn’t fair. Black laughed again at her new boy-toy of the week and Severus’ toast crumbled in her grip.
It wasn’t fair.
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Severus Snape's hopeless crush seems like it's going nowhere, but little does she know that it's not as impossible as it seems.
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Couldn't Look You In The Eye (You're Just Like An Angel) by bananapie42
Fandoms: 斉木楠雄のΨ難 | Saiki Kusuo no Sai-nan | The Disastrous Life of Saiki K.
19 Oct 2025
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Kusuo is suddenly struck by two horrifying thoughts at once.
1.) He can’t hear Nendou’s thoughts because he is apparently always wearing Germanium.
2.) Nendou has never been able to hear Kusuo’s projected thoughts because he is apparently always wearing Germanium.************************
Kusuo comes to grips with his opinion on Nendou being incorrect.
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03 May 2026
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When Severus accidentally gave Sirius Black a flower on Valentine's Day, it made the Black Heir fall for him not knowing a speckled boy is gritting his teeth on the sidelines being held back by our resident werewolf. And Peter just doesn't want to be involved.
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Regulus Black wanted to talk to his brother so bad that he asks Severus for help. Too bad he doesn't know that two anti-social people can't provide great ideas when it comes to social interaction.
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The staff avoided him like the plague, ignored him, or straight up left when he went into the staff room.
And the worst thing was that they didn't even try to hide their collective disgust for him. If he got into the staff room in the morning and any of them were there, they would immediately get up and go sit on the furthest side of the room, as far from him as possible.
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08 Dec 2023
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It’s May 1979 and the Order has just apprehended a pair of mysterious wizards who look remarkably like a Potter and a Malfoy. Naturally, James Potter and Sirius Black are called in to identify the strangely familiar strangers and determine their backgrounds and loyalties.
(This would be a lot easier if their captives weren’t convinced everyone they talk to is dead. It would also be easier if they didn’t spend half their bloody time bickering.)
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“Just ask them questions only they would know the answer to,” Malfoy suggests.
“There’s not a single thing that I know about either of them from the first war that any old Death Eater couldn’t find out.”
“How is that possible?” Malfoy huffs. “He’s your father!”
“Am I or am I not famously an orphan?” Potter snarls.
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Русский перевод: https://archiveofourown.org/works/49365862/chapters/124574398
中文翻译: https://archiveofourown.org/works/49899721Series
- Part 1 of Still Preoccupied... With 1979
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