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Tunnel Love by spi11ed_milk
Fandoms: Love Simon (2018), Simonverse | Creekwood Series - Becky Albertalli
21 Oct 2022
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Simon has been quietly pining for Bram since junior year. Working in a Halloween store has done nothing to stop his pining. One day, Bram needs to hide from his ex. Stuff happens.
Or: Bram and Simon fall in love in a Halloween store.
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Alex didn’t expect getting a new job at a bookstore would affect his love life, but it didn’t take long for him to realize how wrong he could be.
His plan to get the man?
Step one: flirt
Step two: make him jealous
Step three: Alex hadn’t planned that far, but his research was based on some pretty solid fanfic, so he was confident! -
Ineffable by spi11ed_milk
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
09 Feb 2020
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Aziraphale has a very bad day and confesses his feelings for a certain demon.
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- Part 3 of Theo’s ineffable’s husbands fics
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Too much love will kill you (just as sure as none at all) by spi11ed_milk
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
09 Feb 2020
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This fic was written at the request of a wattpad user. As I have abandoned wattpad, i don’t feel like checking who it was. But you probably want to know the plot.
Crowley goes to Las Angeles to visit some detective and an old friend and Aziraphale is left alone for a week or two. Everyone else is too busy for him and he starts to feel lonely. Crowley offers comfort as soon as he gets back.
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- Part 2 of Theo’s ineffable’s husbands fics
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Wine with a side of misunderstandings by spi11ed_milk
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
09 Feb 2020
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Crowley loves Aziraphale. Aziraphale loves Crowley. Misunderstandings and pining ensues.
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- Part 1 of Theo’s ineffable’s husbands fics
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Theo’s ineffable’s husbands fics by spi11ed_milk
Fandom: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
09 Feb 2020
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This was originally posted on my wattpad but I don’t like Wattpad anymore so I’m copying and pasting all my Ineffable Husbands works to here They suck but enjoy
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Spierfeld, as told by my playlist by spi11ed_milk
Fandom: Love Simon (2018), Love Simon - Fandom, Simonverse | Creekwood Series - Becky Albertalli
20 Dec 2019
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“Wilson!” he calls, willing to concede if only to understand what the hell is going on. “You can stop now! You win!”
“Hm?” Wilson reappears in the doorway, knotting some hideously patterned tie. “If this is about the poker game I know you cheated on—”
“This prank,” House says, gesturing all around the apartment. “You got me, you don’t have to—”
But in the action of waving his hand around, his gaze catches on a shiny glint on his finger. He blinks at it. Once, twice. It can’t be.
He’s wearing a wedding ring.
Out of the corner of his eye, he sees Wilson place his hands on his hips, roll his eyes. There’s a similar band on his left hand, fourth finger—the designated marriage finger. The sight is not unfamiliar to House, what with Wilson’s endless stream of wives, but House has never seen a matching ring on his own hand. Certainly not one that matches Wilson’s.
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Or, where House wakes up in an alternate universe where he and Wilson are married.
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- Part 1 of The Multiverse of Houses
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- English
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Bookmarked by spi11ed_milk
28 May 2025
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It's a Tuesday when House becomes the victim of an unprovoked attack in his own conference room. The following day, it happens again.
Stuck in a repeating time loop that always ends the same, how is Wilson supposed to cope? And why is House not acting right?
Bookmarked by spi11ed_milk
03 Apr 2025
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In true James Wilson fashion, it's when everything is finally looking up for everyone that he starts to spiral down.
or: a season 7 rewrite(ish)
Bookmarked by spi11ed_milk
03 Apr 2025
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Wilson gives into the urge to glance at Darryl Nolan’s session journal on House when he’s out of the room, surprised to discover a note insinuating Nolan believes House to be in love with him. He does a not-so-great job at dealing with harboring this secret.
Bookmarked by spi11ed_milk
02 Apr 2025
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Clearly, the best way to get over someone is to get under someone else—or at least, pretend like you have. Bookshop manager, cat owner, and cooking show-watcher extraordinaire John can try to win his ex back with a little old-fashioned jealousy, or as his friends predict, he can fail spectacularly. But in the process of dealing with weddings (not his own), battling family members, coping with colorful neighbors, and the ordinary spice of life, there may be more to his relationship with music teacher Paul (and his so-called rebound) than even he gambled on.
Bookmarked by spi11ed_milk
03 Feb 2025