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They all look to where Felix is pointing, and Jisung and Hyunjin both tilt their heads, trying to understand the English on the package. It’s a tiny, flesh-colored rubber man in a T-pose under a flimsy plastic shell, attached to red printed cardboard.
“What does that say?” Jisung asks Felix.
“‘Grow-A-Boyfriend,’” Felix recites, and the words make Jisung’s stomach sink. He already knows where this is going, and sure enough, Hyunjin perks up and darts forward.
“What’s the rest of it say?”
‘“If you can’t get a date, then grow the perfect mate!” Felix continues reading. ‘“Drop me in the water for a lover that’s made to order. Grows to 6 times its original size.’ Hey, Jisungie—”
“No,” Jisung replies immediately.
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Jisung grows a boyfriend.
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28 Nov 2025
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Minho has made many first impressions on many people. Some good, some bad, some downright awful.
None, he thinks, will ever compare to the first impresion he left on Seungmin.
AKA: Minho imprints on Seungmin the first time they met and suffers from it.
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28 Nov 2025
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“Tell me, Chris, are you this good for everyone?” Felix asks sweetly while going back to stroking just to save himself a bit of time. There’s an answer to his question he’d love to hear, and it makes himself sick just considering it.
“Lix, I’m not—” Chan’s words are interrupted by another breathy moan, and he shakes his head as he looks down at Felix with furrowed brows just to get out, “I don’t—”
“Answer me, baby. How many people have you done this with, hm?” It’s more about the reactions it gets out of Chan than the actual answer, really.
“None.”
Felix lets go of Chan’s dick. Chan lets go of Felix’s hair. Chan, who is a fucking virgin.
Felix wants to see someone being good for him, and Chan is even better than what he could’ve ever hoped for.
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- Part 1 of when i’m all over your mouth
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28 Nov 2025
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They really shouldn’t call it a competition when both of them cheat constantly.
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24 Nov 2025
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Minho, with Seungmin in a half-hearted headlock, overhears, and unfortunately has no way of understanding the beast he is about to unleash. Though, knowing Minho, if he knew the havoc he was on the verge of wreaking, he would 100% pull the trigger anyway.
“I think you two should make a bet,” he says, because he's a menace. “Loser pays.”
“Hyung,” Seungmin says, clawing at his arm. “Why don't we do that?”
“Because I was going to suggest gay chicken,” Minho says. “And you'd win the whole thing, you massive homo.”
Gay chicken. Of course Minho would suggest that, homosexual gremlin and all. Of course he would try to rope the two token heteros of their friend group into something deviously homosexual.
Or: If there's one thing Jeongin and Jisung both refuse to do, it's lose a bet.
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22 Nov 2025