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Blood and Shimmer, Hearts of Gold by dekompensation
Fandoms: Arcane: League of Legends (Cartoon 2021), League of Legends
09 Mar 2024
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Violet of Zaun will take any contract. Monsters, beasts of the Void, even humans — the young woman has long forsaken any sense of honor or propriety. All she cares about is keeping her sister, Powder, safely enrolled in the Academy of Piltover, tucked away from the dangers of the world, safe and secure.
But there is talk of war looming on the horizon as Noxus keeps expanding its borders. Whispers uttered by Ionian refugees and uncouthly dropped words in the courts of the many kings of Runeterra, speaking of the new Emperor, Jericho Swain, with his goal set on taking the entire world…
Violet couldn’t care less.
Until she meets a half-Ionian mage who evokes something in her drained, dead, forsaken soul.
[If the Witcher books and CaitVi fanfics had a baby, it would be this haha]
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01 Mar 2024
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“Fine!” Jaskier exclaimed, throwing his hands up in the air to show the grandness of his frustration. It said a lot about how often he did this that Roach didn’t even flinch. “Since you insist on clinging to your ridiculous delusions, I guess I’ll just have to prove you wrong.”
Geralt lifted an eyebrow, both intrigued and slightly concerned. “And how do you plan on doing that?”
“It’s pretty simple, actually,” Jaskier said, looking far too pleased with himself considering that his next words were, “I’ll just stop having sex!”
Or, the one in which Jaskier challenges himself to a bet and finds out that he isn't as human as he was led to believe
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27 Apr 2023
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Peek-a-boo! by Pinkninja
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV), Wiedźmin | The Witcher (Video Game), Wiedźmin | The Witcher Series - Andrzej Sapkowski
12 Sep 2023
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Ciri has the power to teleport through space. Unfortunately for Geralt this power manifests at birth and is drawn to him, so baby Princess Cirilla keeps zapping between the Cintran court and Geralt's adventures on the Path. It's hard enough to fight off a nest of drowners without suddenly worrying about the toddler that just appeared, playing in the mud behind you.
Recurring accidental teleporting baby acquisition AU
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22 Apr 2023
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Interference and Interruption, Or: Sirius Black Broke Out Of Azkaban And Everyone Seemed To Think It Was Bernard's Business by seraphina_snape
Fandoms: Black Books, Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
12 Mar 2016
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Sirius Black breaks out of Azkaban and suddenly all kinds of people (wizards, goblins, headmasters) start showing up in Bernard Black's bookshop. Bernard dusts off his wand and sets about convincing people that his older brother definitely doesn't want to kill him. (Well. He's not so much convincing people as he is chucking people out on their ear, but why split hairs?)
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13 Jan 2021
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How different Harry Potters would have reacted to the graveyard in Little Hangleton... Yeah, Voldemort's in for a nasty shock. I almost feel sorry for him.
Includes Slytherin!Harry, Fem!Harry, Plothole!Harry, Sherlock!Harry and Flamboyant!Harry- Language:
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09 Oct 2019