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  Fandoms: I Have No Mouth and I Must Scream - Harlan Ellison, I Have No Mouth and I Must Scream (Video Game)  

  • Teen And Up Audiences
  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • Gen
  • Complete Work

  03 Jan 2024

  Tags

  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • AM/Ted (I Have No Mouth and I Must Scream)
  • It's implied but its there - Relationship
  • Ellen (I Have No Mouth and I Must Scream)
  • Nimdok (I Have No Mouth and I Must Scream)
  • AM (I Have No Mouth and I Must Scream)
  • Ted (I Have No Mouth and I Must Scream)
  • Gorrister (I Have No Mouth and I Must Scream)
  • Benny (I Have No Mouth and I Must Scream)
  • made for the IHNMAIMS Secret Survivors challenge
  • THIS TOOK ME SO LONG. oh my LORD.
  • Canon-Typical Violence
  • but not too much
  • just threats really
  • im so bad at summaries
  • Ted and Gorrister keep pissing each other off
  • AM is annoying
  • Implied Ted/AM - Freeform
  • Platonic Relationships
  • Alternate Universe
  • kind of?
  • It's either before the events of the book or it just didn't happen
  • take your pick
  • Implied/Referenced Torture
  • it doesn't happen on screen but.. yknow. its IHNMAIMS. its gonna be referenced
  • the survivors squabble like siblings annoying each other
  • no bad serious stuff happens
  • its all stupid fluff
  • Fluff and Crack
  • Crack Treated Seriously
  • Crack
  • No Smut
  • what even are tags
  • ellen and gorrister get drunk
  • Drinking
  • Humor

  Summary

  The last 5 humans on Earth wake up on Christmas day to find not torture meeting them, but... Christmas lights. AM has decided to give them a break for one day. They drink eggnog, listen to Christmas music, open gifts- anything anyone could ask for! Like an awkward Christmas party, they squabble and want to strangle each other, but go on anyway.

  This is basically a crackfic but written seriously. Enjoy!

  (Written for Mothbagel's Secret Survivors!)

  Language:

  English

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