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    While on his seventy sixth breakup with his terrible boyfriend, Shane Hollander is set up on a blind date by his roommates.

    It goes…terribly...

    His date is late, Russian, arrogant, and completely a mess once he realises exactly who has been beautiful and waiting for him. The disaster sends Shane straight back into the arms of his terrible boyfriend, who is busy handling a frat war with an equally terrible Russian president.

    Unfortunately for Shane, they are the same Russian.

    But now that Ilya Rozanov has met him, winning the frat war is no longer the only thing on his mind….

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    Ilya tries to win a frat war by stealing his rival’s boyfriend and accidentally falls catastrophically in love with him.

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    27 Sep 2026

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    Hayden and JJ both look at each other, doing the same thing with their faces that Rose and Miles did.

    “Well, whatever you’re doing,” Hayden says, a slow grin spreading across his face, “keep doing it. Shane Hollander has a guy.”

    Shane coughs, choking on his own spit. “I have a what?”

    “A guy.” Hayden clarifies. “Like how I have an electrician guy and JJ has a concert guy. You have a club guy. This is your guy.”

    My guy, Shane thinks. He’s entirely too happy with that name for a very different reason.

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    Shane Hollander has a problem: he has a huge, embarrassing crush on the bouncer who gets him and his friends free drinks and admission. And it's not because he likes Shane. It has nothing to do with his cute freckles or the adorable blush that creeps across his cheeks. He’s just being nice... right?

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    24 Sep 2026

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    Ilya had some rules of engagement. No more than one accidental sleepover. No meeting parents. And certainly no closeted soft boys who had never even kissed a man, begging to get their hearts broken.

    But it was Shane Hollander. Hockey savant with a face that belonged on a fucking billboard. A blushing hybrid of nerd and jock, who moaned like a whore and pushed his body to the brink so he could take more of Ilya’s cock. So the rules didn’t really apply.

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    In their rookie year, Shane Hollander blew out his knee and had to retire from professional hockey, and Ilya Rozanov dropped out of the league for unknown reasons. A few months later, Rozanov had started a professional porn company, his body and charisma the only assets at his disposal. Hollander counted himself lucky he never had to do anything like that.

    Until he did.

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    20 Aug 2026

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    "Beautiful stranger, sitting right there
    Looked up at me and my dark curly hair
    Looked back for a second, didn't want to be rude
    I tend to fall in love on the tube"
    -Laufey

    Or, Shane and Ilya are daily commuters on the Millennium Line in Vancouver, BC. After they notice each other across the aisle, they become secretly obsessed with each other. A lost wallet might be the only thing that gets them to talk.

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    01 Aug 2026

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    Right after Shane wins the 2011 Rookie of the Year award, he makes a wild suggestion: Ilya could spend the following day with him.

    They end up doing a few boring activities, like hiking, reading, or getting married.

    What follows is a long-distance, highly secret, frustrating, and completely loving married life, while still being arch-rivals to the rest of the world.

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    18 Jul 2026