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One year after Gary is sent to Happy Volts, he gets word that he's being released for a few days for a special occasion—his father's wedding. To Jimmy's mother.
[a coming-of-age smopkins sequel, in 19 parts]
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Anne was out with Max and Eleanor. His knight in shining armor, his Nurse Ratchett, nowhere to be found. He supposed he could wait another day, presuming she spent the night out, more and more lesbians gravitating to her side as the night went on like the great sapphic star that she was.
But Jack was already feeling the effects of the hormonal withdrawal, and it would only get worse the longer he waited. This left him with two options:
One: he’d suck it up and do it himself. This method had a roughly 25% chance of success, as the last time he’d tried it he’d barely gotten the safety cap off the needle before passing out.
Two: he’d get Charles to do it.
Which would of course be the easiest, except for the small, tiny matter. Teeny really. Just the tiniest little issue that, of course. He just. He wasn’t out to Charles.
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Hal Gates makes the acquaintance of Flint's woman, and finds himself increasingly embroiled in their lives.
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Set pre-2x04/2x05.
Thomas arrives late to his morning appointment with James in a state of disarray, causing James to make a startling discovery.
Or, the one where James catches a glimpse of the outline of Thomas's dick and absolutely loses his mind.
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Gates blamed the rum he’d been nursing steadily over the course of the evening for his slowness, his reluctance to pull away.
He would blame the rum, too, for what would happen next.
Flint’s eyes were open again and on him, pinning Gates in place more effectively than Flint’s hands ever could, and Gates knew in his bones what would be asked of him next, and knew what his answer would be.
“Gates… I need you to do me a favor.”
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"I can't believe I'm saying this," Robby said, "but humans don't turn into dogs."
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06 Dec 2025
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“I appreciate you sharing that with me,” Robby slowly says, picking his words with care. “Objectively, and with love, that’s the saddest defense of therapy I’ve ever heard.”
“It worked. How about I buy you a drink after each session? The bar’s close to the therapist’s office.”
“You’ve got better things to do on your day off.”
“Not really,” Abbot says, and he smiles at Robby’s surprise. “The nachos aren’t half bad.”
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After months of ducking and digging in heels, Robby finally starts seeing a therapist. Abbot's therapist. It's inadvisable, sure, but it seems to be working. At least, until their deepening relationship dredges up feelings which Abbot thought had died with his husband.Bookmarked by squidnapped
10 Nov 2025
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“Robby returned the bottle to the nightstand and turned back to the bed, where Jack was sleeping on his side, facing away from Robby toward the bedroom door. Earlier, Robby had noticed Jack was shirtless, but that was a common occurrence; Jack had always run hot. Now, with his eyes adjusted to the dim room, Robby took in the way the sheet rested low on Jack’s hips, just covering the swell of his ass, Jack bare beneath the sheet. Coupled with the two bottles on the nightstand, Robby understood the scene for what it was: an invitation.”
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28 Oct 2025
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Weeks later, long after Mila has flown to Philly, a thick envelope waits for him. Her handwriting arcs across it in precise, flawless calligraphy, and delicate flowers, hand-painted in soft watercolors, frame the edges. Robby picks it up, smiling, and then freezes. The first line reads:
"To Mr. Michael Robinavitch and Mr. Jack Abbot"
The words hit him square in the chest. He stares at the impossible, spectacular, irrecoverable lie he’s created. And just like that, he knows: he is utterly fucked.
Or: Robby pretends he’s dating Jack when he comes out to his sister. Now Jack is his plus-one for her wedding, and he seems more than happy to keep up the act.
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19 Oct 2025
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Jack joins a run club, Cassie’s raw-dogging a 10k, and Robby’s sweating.
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15 Oct 2025