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    "Not everyone sticks their tongue down someone’s throat on the first go, Malfoy.” Harry said sharply. Malfoy’s eyes glinted, following Harry’s hand as it tugged distractedly at his collar. “Leave off.”

    “All right.” Malfoy stepped back half a pace, hands in his pockets. “I was just going to see if you wanted a proper snog, or if you were satisfied with whatever that was.”

    Harry blinked. Then blinked again. “You- what?” His voice cracked embarrassingly. “With who?”

    “With me, Potter.”

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    18 Apr 2026

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    Harry can't sleep. Draco is the only one who can help him.

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    What Sakusa says is this:

    "I told Kuroo-san I would do it, but I thought you should hear it from me." What Atsumu says, in all his infinite eloquence and quick-tongued wit is:

    "Wuh?" Sakusa sneers.

    "Congratulations, Miya, until the end of Terushima-san's party, we're officially dating."

    or: Atsumu needs a fake date. Sakusa needs a fake boyfriend. What could possibly go wrong?

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    11 Dec 2025

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    “So, you don’t remember asking Vice Captain Hoshina out on a date?”

    Gen's brain comes to a record-scratch halt.

    He stops breathing.

    “What?” He once again repeats, but this time, his voice cracks.

    Kikoru laughs. She laughs loudly.

    Or: Narumi Gen, battle-high and on the verge of passing out, blurts out a confession. Maybe the outcome is something he can learn to live with.

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    21 Oct 2025

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    Narumi grins as he steps up to stand beside the reporter. She turns smoothly to hold her microphone towards him. “So, Captain, what will you be doing after this fight to celebrate your victory?”

    Narumi takes a deep breath. Now, he thinks, would be the perfect time to say something cool.

    Unfortunately, that’s also when his earpiece crackles to life.

    Vice-captain Hoshina is engaging the second kaiju, reports the control room.

    “Hoshina,” grits Narumi out unthinkingly.

    “Oh!” the reporter gasps breathily. Her cheeks pinken. Before them, the cameraman chokes.

    Or: After a misconstrued interview with the media, Narumi is obliged to fake-date Hoshina for the sake of the Defense Force's publicity ratings. Along the way, Narumi gains a roommate, struggles with his feelings, and discovers just how difficult it is to tell where a pretend relationship ends and a real one begins.

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    18 Oct 2025