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What Sakusa says is this:
"I told Kuroo-san I would do it, but I thought you should hear it from me." What Atsumu says, in all his infinite eloquence and quick-tongued wit is:
"Wuh?" Sakusa sneers.
"Congratulations, Miya, until the end of Terushima-san's party, we're officially dating."
or: Atsumu needs a fake date. Sakusa needs a fake boyfriend. What could possibly go wrong?
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11 Dec 2025
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“So, you don’t remember asking Vice Captain Hoshina out on a date?”
Gen's brain comes to a record-scratch halt.
He stops breathing.
“What?” He once again repeats, but this time, his voice cracks.
Kikoru laughs. She laughs loudly.
Or: Narumi Gen, battle-high and on the verge of passing out, blurts out a confession. Maybe the outcome is something he can learn to live with.
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- Part 1 of be my home
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21 Oct 2025
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The Honesty of a Lie by Erushi
Fandoms: 怪獣８号 | Kaiju No. 8 (Manga), 怪獣８号 | Kaiju No. 8 (Anime)
26 Dec 2024
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Narumi grins as he steps up to stand beside the reporter. She turns smoothly to hold her microphone towards him. “So, Captain, what will you be doing after this fight to celebrate your victory?”
Narumi takes a deep breath. Now, he thinks, would be the perfect time to say something cool.
Unfortunately, that’s also when his earpiece crackles to life.
Vice-captain Hoshina is engaging the second kaiju, reports the control room.
“Hoshina,” grits Narumi out unthinkingly.
“Oh!” the reporter gasps breathily. Her cheeks pinken. Before them, the cameraman chokes.
Or: After a misconstrued interview with the media, Narumi is obliged to fake-date Hoshina for the sake of the Defense Force's publicity ratings. Along the way, Narumi gains a roommate, struggles with his feelings, and discovers just how difficult it is to tell where a pretend relationship ends and a real one begins.
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18 Oct 2025
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People keep coming up to Kaveh to congratulate him. Kaveh doesn’t really know why, and he’s a little too scared to ask at this point, so he heads back home, content if not a little bemused.
He is, unfortunately, reminded of it the very next day, when the door slams open and Al-Haitham stalks in. “Mind telling me why everyone was congratulating me today?” he demands. “About your pregnancy?"
Or: Al-Haitham is, without a doubt, the most annoying person Kaveh knows. Maybe the world’s second-most annoying person can help Kaveh figure him out.
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29 May 2025
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Kevin Day's Disastrous Guide On How To (Not) Handle Your Horrific & Humiliating Crush On Neil Josten by OfficialStarsandGutters for justadreamfox
Fandoms: All For The Game - Nora Sakavic
17 Nov 2024
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“I have… developed… astupidcrush.”
“Sorry, what?”
Kevin cranes his neck, looking around to see if Neil is anywhere in the near vicinity. He’s at the counter, serving a customer. He happens to glance up when Kevin twists to look, offering a quick flash of a smile. Kevin panics and immediately ducks down into his seat, hiding.
“A crush. I have a stupid crush.”
“On Neil?”
“Shhhhh. Yes. Obviously.”
“Okay, so you’ve got a crush. Not the end of the world. Bad taste, sure-”
“Aaron!”
“No, he’s right. Awful taste. Terrible taste. Tragic taste. Just the worst.”
“See?”
“Okay. So you have some feelings for…” Katelyn inclines her head in the direction of the counter. “Is that really so terrible?”
“Have you not been listening? Yes.”