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    "I know what a breakup looks like," Daniel says. "The better question is, why are you coming to me about it? I'm the one who broke up your little sham."

    "This is what humans do, don't they?" Armand asks, letting his voice drop. "Crashing on their friends' couches when there's a blip in their romances?"

    "Except we're not friends. We're actually very much not friends." Daniel shrugs, as if it's all the same to him. "And I can't imagine the great vampire Armand deigning himself to sleep on my fucked-up sofa. That thing's been here since the nineties."

    "Well," Armand only says. "I saw you have a guest bedroom."

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    08 Feb 2026

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    “Glasses back on.” Ilya tapped his cheek, just below his eyes. Shane reached for his glasses a second time, amused at Ilya’s fixation on them. “I didn’t realize you were so into these.”

    Ilya shrugged. “I have an attraction to dorks. Like you.”

    Or: what happened during the video call in episode 5.

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    11 Jan 2026

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    His men would usually set up traps around the perimeter of their base camp of the week in order to catch any stragglers. Sometimes, they’d catch a Lunare foot soldier. Most times, it’s less exciting. A deer, a fox, a boar. That’s what Dane was expecting to see as he patrolled the woods that lie proximal to their camp that night.

    What he wasn’t expecting to see Finn Lunare caught in a net up a tree.

    Finn gets caught in a trap during a solo midnight reconnaissance. Dane finds him.

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    01 Jan 2026

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    Ilya Rozanov has a "tiny car accident" (his words). Shane Hollander has a full-scale, system-shutdown panic attack about it. Meanwhile, a horrified Hayden is praying for someone to throw him in a lake and tell him that this is all just a big joke, or maybe for a meteor strike; he is really not picky. J.J., on the other hand, is trying to bleach the image of his sweet captain making out with Ilya fucking Rozanov from his brain.

    It's a very normal day for the Montreal Canadiens.

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    24 Dec 2025

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    Shane’s been acting distant lately. Not so much cold and aloof as closed off and introspective. Usually, thats not a good sign. Usually, it means Shane is overthinking again. Something bad is coming, Ilya can tell. He’s just waiting for the other shoe to drop.

     

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    Shane tries breaking up with Ilya. It doesn't really go as planned.

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    20 Dec 2025