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    Lucifer, in waiting for the truce to be broken, to save Charlie, realized that the truce shouldn't have even mattered. Now, he has a crippled, daughter instead of the vibrant one he had raised. He's going to burn heaven in retribution.

    The annoying red blight on the hotel is going to help him do it, or Lucifer is going to tear his soul asunder for trying to make a deal with his darling daughter.

    Alastor's going to find a back door to his new deal, all deals have loopholes if you look hard enough.

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    29 Mar 2026

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    Lucifer and Lilith's divorce is finalized. He loves her, but their disagreements on politics and how to raise their daughter have reached a head. Lilith is talking about another Rebellion for Satan's sake. They just had a failed one 2,000 years ago… and that went, oh so well for them.

    He wants no part in it; he won't let Charlie be a part of it.

    Handing over most of his power in exchange for keeping Charlie safe is a small price to pay. Only, he doesn't know how to take care of a child. Luckily, he gained an interesting servant in the divorce, a near-silent redhead might be exactly what he needed to fill the void left in his life.

    Alastor is anything but a saint. He's lucky the king's a bleeding, soft-hearted fool. One that never questioned his motives or the reality of his first deal that landed him in the King's Parlor. This second deal is ripe with opportunity. If only he knew how to take it.

    (Part 1 - Red Butler 1-48: Complete)
    (Part 2 - Crimson Consort 49-75)

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    29 Mar 2026

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    Alastor was fine.
    He was always fine.
    So why did he ended up like this, with the unwanted attention of one of the only beings in Hell more powerful than him, and why did his treacherous body was yelling at him to bow to the King?!
    He will never bow, let alone to Lucifer!
    Never!

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    08 Mar 2026

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    When Alastor arrived in hell, he was sure that nothing could surprise him.

    It's amazing that finding a baby in a basket outside his house would prove him wrong.

    (Snow White + Tangled AU...or something like that)

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    07 Mar 2026

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    Draco Malfoy has everything. A noble house to inherit. A close group of pureblood friends. A prestige uncommon even in pureblood society. Two parents who treasure him above everything. And most of all, he’s an alpha.

    He can have everything in the world.

    So, why, why does the thought of Harry Potter terrify him so? An omega who has nothing. His house a disgrace in pureblood society. Without a close group of pureblood friends. Without the reputation he has. But their father loves him.

    Draco is not jealous. He is not.

     

    Or alternatively, Harry is Draco’s elder half-brother, and Draco thinks he’s a scheming bitch.

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    09 Aug 2024