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    Wile E. Coyote, super genius and expert vampire hunter, has been chasing a vampire across the New Mexico desert for years without success. Every time he feels he's gotten close to finally driving a stake through the bastard's heart, he slips away, leaving Wile E. battered, bruised and feeling incredibly pathetic in his wake.

    One day, he's called off to get rid of a local vampire and, while he doesn't want to abandon the chase he's in, he ultimately complies and takes the job.

    He doesn't expect that bastard to follow him.

    He definitely doesn't expect that bastard to get jealous, either.

    He DEFINITELY isn't expecting to fall in love, either, but most people rarely expect that sort of thing.

     

    A vampire au (because this fandom needs one and goddamnit, I'm gonna deliver)

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    17 Sep 2026

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    Road Runner knew a lot of things.

    He knew he was faster than just about any other living being on the planet, even when it came to other toons.

    He knew that Wile E. Coyote was one of the most determined toons he had ever met.

    He knew that he very much loved spending his day seeing what new inventive ways the Coyote planned on trying to catch him.

    Road Runner knew Wile E. Coyote’s methods by heart.

    So, naturally, he knew this trap was not made by his Coyote.

    (aka: my take on the Road Runner’s POV during the film)

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    10 Sep 2026

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    ...Are You Coming Back?

    Road Runner enjoyed his life. He had the road, he had his runs; he had Wile E.

    But now, Wile E was gone.

    And RoadRunner just wants to know why.

    (aka "RoadRunner is a stage 5 clinger and Very UPSET that his husband is gone" the fic)

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    08 Sep 2026

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    “How was your dinner date last week?” Paige had asked oh-so-innocently.

    “Date? I didn’t go on a date with anyone last week?” Kevin had saved Coyote from having to respond by finally clueing in to the conversation at that exact moment.

    Paige rolled her eyes. “Not you, Uncle Kevin. Thought it wouldn’t hurt for you to get out more. Maybe go to a single’s night at the bar on 5th Street.” So it wasn’t just Coyote who was to suffer from the woman’s meddling. It seemed this was something of a pastime for her. “No, I want to hear about how Road Runner’s courting has been going.”

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    08 Sep 2026

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    “Just an interview would be good,” Peter said, clearing his throat. “I’m mostly a photographer, not sure I’ve got the interrogator qualifications.”

    “Photographer, hmmm. . .well, I can definitely think of a few things you could take a picture of -” Deadpool started, then stopped, lenses narrowing. “Wait a flaming hot second. Peter Parker? Why does that name sound familiar?”

    Peter tensed. Had someone figured out Spiderman’s secret identity and sicced a mercenary on him to try and catch him when he wasn’t in costume?

    As Peter began to spiral, Deadpool glanced down at the newspaper in his lap, looking at the front page cover. He squinted, pulled the paper closer to his face, and then let out an auditory gasp.

    “Holy shit balls, you’re the guy who takes all those hot pictures of Spiderman!”

    “Excuse me?” Peter said, torn between relief and confusion.

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    or, Peter has to interview Deadpool, which quickly spirals into him being offered an obscene amount of money to sell Deadpool pictures of Spiderman. Between keeping up his secret identity, Deadpool’s flirting, and a growing mob threat, Peter quickly gets in over his head.

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    15 Aug 2026