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i'll be remembering you, whatever else i do (but that's not canonical) by starry_bite
Fandoms: The Thrilling Adventure Hour, thrilling adventure hour beyond belief
04 Oct 2025
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five times the doyles lose and find each other again, and one time they don't.
a mix of scenes, canon and non.
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While she waits for Orpheus, Eurydice tangles herself in faith.
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Hades and Persephone introduce a third to their relationship.
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Now, even half-paralyzed at the thought of seeing JJ again, feeling well past her glory days and half cursing herself for growing out her grey, Emily looks at herself in the mirror, decked out in one of her old show outfits, and a little part of her wonders if that old spark will still be there.
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- Part 2 of jemtober 2024
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"it's a tale of a love that never dies, it's about someone who tries"
5 summers after Orpheus + 1 winter
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bruise by starry_bite
Fandoms: Criminal Minds (US TV), Criminal Minds: Evolution (US TV)
06 Oct 2024
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Garcia starts the daily briefing with her usual flair, but JJ’s attention is far from the roundtable room screen. No, instead it’s on Emily, the way she shifts in her seat every few seconds. Understandable, JJ thinks. It's probably hard to get comfortable with bruises all over her ass.
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- Part 1 of jemtober 2024
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jemtober 2024 by starry_bite
Fandom Criminal Minds (US TV), Criminal Minds: Evolution (US TV)
16 Feb 2025
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does anyone flinch when you take off your clothes? by nvx
Fandom Chilling Adventures of Sabrina (TV 2018)
04 Apr 2021
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Bookmarked by starry_bite
17 Feb 2026
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“Actually, mother,” JJ doesn’t know if she’s ever heard Emily sound quite so nervous, “this is my girlfriend, JJ.”
As far as first meetings go, it’s not entirely the worst that JJ’s ever had.
Well.
(aka the fake dating fic in which jj has nice abs, emily's a useless lesbian, and elizabeth prentiss is pissed)
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Bookmarked by starry_bite
17 Sep 2025
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Emily pulled her phone out and let her thumb hover over JJ’s contact. With a shake of her head, she scrolled down and pressed a different contact. Emily held the phone to her ear, closing her eyes briefly to keep her control in place.
“Hey, Princess. You couldn’t-”
“Morgan.” She cut him off aggressively. “Did you drive to Baltimore? Or JJ?”
“I did. What’s going on?”
“Don’t give JJ the keys. I need you to hand her the phone.” When he was about to protest again, she added a firm “please”.
“Yeah, yeah. She’s right here.”
Emily heard the crackling of the phone switching hands and then JJ spoke into the phone cautiously. “Em, what’s wrong?”
Emily took another small breath and tried to keep her voice as calm as possible. “There was a shooting at Henry’s school. I don’t really have any information, it seemed to have just happened, but Hotch and I are on the way.” Emily powered through as JJ started sputtering. Emily could already hear her starting to hyperventilate. “Jennifer, I promise you, I will get him out of there.”Bookmarked by starry_bite
29 Jul 2025
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“Got so damn close to packing it up, but that’s right when you happened”
Frankiebritta moments between moments in season 6
Bookmarked by starry_bite
20 Jun 2025
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Much Ado About Fucking by FunAndWhimsy
Fandoms: Beyond Belief - Fandom, The Thrilling Adventure Hour
15 Nov 2015
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“Well he wasn’t a werewolf at the time, dear, and he was simply trying to ensure you had a lovely first time with a man. And you certainly seemed to be enjoying yourself. Several times, I’ll remind you.”
“Well, sure, if an orgasm presents itself I’ll hardly turn it away. Still.”
“I’m sure we can work out all the kinks next time, darling. In a manner of speaking.”
Bookmarked by starry_bite
23 May 2025