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Siren Calls by static_meltdown
Fandoms: Disventure Camp | Campamento desventura (Web Series)
03 Nov 2024
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Every young sailor is cautioned by the seasoned among them to be wary of sirens. The alluring half human, half sea-creature. Equipped to hunt unsuspecting humans, coaxing their prey with heavenly melodies to draw them overboard before devouring them whole. Of course the rookie would scoff and brush the warning off. Mere myths used to scare the newcomer, they'd figure.
But little did either party know, that the predator walked among them. And they're willing to wait for their food.
(ON HIATUS IM NOT DEAD I PROMISE, JUST WAITING FOR LIFE TO SETTLE DOWN)
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Tipiskaw High by static_meltdown
Fandoms: Disventure Camp | Campamento desventura (Web Series)
21 Oct 2024
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Spring has just begun for those at Tipiskaw High, a secluded high school in the Canadian wilderness. With such a small population and a degrading building, everything becomes personal. Bullying runs rampant, any hint of weakness exploited as those who are vulnerable seek for shelter at the library or smoke outside to forget their troubles.
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As senior year looms around the corner, Jake finds himself alone against those who want to see him fall. Shawn's in college, Ashley's graduated, and Miriam is busy working both the lunch line and bakery. But a moment of vulnerability he finds a mysterious boy who he'd previously never dare interact with, now becoming his only hope for making it out alive.
(ON HIATUS IM NOT DEAD I PROMISE, JUST WAITING FOR LIFE TO SETTLE DOWN)
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“Everything hurts.”
“My arms, my legs, my head. It feels like I’m decomposing. Everyday I check my status, and my health bar’s a little lower. Not by a lot, only down by a fraction. But it’s going down.”
“I feel myself getting weaker. I can’t even get out of bed anymore without some type of…support to hold on to.”
“I’ll have to go to hospice soon.” He began to laugh with scathing resentment in his voice. 007n7 could feel them smirk, the type that didn’t reach the eyes, the kind with no real joy behind it.
He started again, “And you know what the worst part about this is?”
“What?” 7n7 asked, despite the fact that he probably already knew the answer in his head.
“It’s not like some normal cancer anyone can develop. It’s in my code,” he softly whispered, as if he said it aloud he would vanish. “And no one has ever fixed a cancer like this before, in the history of Robloxia.”
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Years after Noli's disappearance, 007n7 has settled into a life of normalcy. Until he receives news that the notorious Void Star user will return to Robloxia on the 16th of the month. Little does he know what they're planning ahead...
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Bookmarked by static_meltdown
17 Aug 2025
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AAAAAAAAAAADFGHBCFGBVCXFHBJKHG UGGGHHHHHH I NEED ANOTHER HIT TS IS SO GOOD THE ANGST IS CRIPPLING BUT I NEEEEEEED MORRREEEEEEE
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Taph’s the best demolitionist Robloxia has; silent, efficient, and dangerously good at blowing things up. After one too many accidents, he’s stuck with a supervisor: Dusekkar, a pumpkin-headed admin who speaks in rhymes and sees more than he lets on. As old games vanish and glitches spread, both realize something forgotten is waking in the code.
John Doe is real. And March 18 is coming.
(NOT CLICKBAIT)(GONE WRONG)(JOHN TOES)
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13 Aug 2025
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UGGHHHH SO GOOD IM GONNA CRYYYY????? FANFIC WITH AN ACTUAL THEME AND PLOT HOLY SHIT?
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Trapped in a Campsite with Jake Hamilton by tisafakeaccount
Fandoms: Disventure Camp | Campamento desventura (Web Series)
28 Sep 2024
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Based on Trapped on a Island with Josh Hutcherson (But bad)
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“Can you set off my Missile, baby?” he asked.
I quickly threw cash at him and jumped out of the car with my Jake patched suitcase intact. I wasn’t sure if he was trying to sleep with me but I didn’t want to find out. Not much happened at the airport once I left John’s car, I just wandered around to explore the airport and waited for my boarding group to be announced. Once it was, I was off, to meet my one and only true love, Jacob Hamilton.
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Inspired by the end credits of Disventure Camp But Bad by Sadiedeservesbetter on Youtube