stupidmuse_hatesme
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that one time bucky barnes became internet famous by stupidmuse_hatesme
Fandoms: Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. (TV), The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Captain America (Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe
15 Nov 2016
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Bucky Barnes, a veteran with a prosthetic arm, PTSD, and a whole lotta attitude, is told by his therapist that maybe a diary or a blog might help him get his thoughts down and out there into the world. She says it'll be good for healing. Well fuck that. If Bucky's gotta put some words down, they don't gotta be healing words, so he's gonna try to be a total shitposter instead.
Suck it, @dril and eat my heart out.
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if i reach out (will you reach back?) by stupidmuse_hatesme
Fandoms: The Avengers (2012), Marvel
28 Jan 2013
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For once, Clint hadn't started it.
He was just minding his own business, drinking a shitty beer in a shitty bar, when some asshole decided to come in and shoot the whole place up. Clint didn't know why the hell the man was causing such a ruckus and didn't really care to. But then he shattered Clint's glass while it was still in his had.
It wasn't his first mistake, but it was probably his last one.
Or: The one where Clint's got super-bad-ass magical powers and refuses to tell anyone.
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i’ll cut open my heart for you (if you let me cut out yours) by stupidmuse_hatesme
Fandoms: Sherlock (TV)
12 May 2012
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“You masturbate almost every day,” Sherlock says out of the blue, watching John as closely as he can for a reaction. “Sometimes more than once.”
“Mhm,” John replies distractedly as he flips a page of the newspaper. “Sounds about right. Chinese or Thai tonight?”
In which Sherlock gets curious, there is some minor stalking, and John makes like a Brit and calmly sips tea.
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John knows what he wants--the problem is getting it.
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- Part 1 of What I Really Want
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These are lots of little drabbles that don't really have a home...If you would like to give one of them one, just let me know! <3
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howling desert of my mind by stupidmuse_hatesme
Fandom: American Gods - Neil Gaiman, Sherlock (TV)
11 Nov 2011
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AU. Harry isn’t the Boy-Who-Lived, just a lonely orphan who goes to Hogwarts interested in learning Potions and making friends. But his Potions professor hates him, and Harry can make few friends when he has to conceal his snake familiar and his Parseltongue—and that he seems capable of bringing small animal constructs to life. Blaise Zabini is one of the few people invited into Harry’s secrets, a relationship that grows to be more and more important to both of them as the years pass.
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Wash Away My Colors (Break Me) by RayShippouUchiha for FoxGivenBlank
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
31 Oct 2025
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“It’s okay,” Izuku reminds himself in a whisper. “Just play the stupid game and then they’ll let you out. They will.”
Determination settling around his shoulders, Izuku lowers his outstretched arm to clutch at the handle of his bag.
“E-Eraserhead,” Izuku forces his voice to be louder than he’d like it to be so that hopefully Kacchan and the others won’t pretend they didn’t hear him. “Eraserhead. Eraserhead.”
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(Re)making history to find you by KizuKatana
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
10 Oct 2025
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Modern cultivator, Wei Wuxian, dies in a train crash and is sent back in time to the period of Ancient China he had been writing his thesis on - transmigrated into his own body as a child, dying on the streets of Yiling. He has no money, no family, but a knowledge of modern cultivation and of the historical events that are about to unfold.
He recalls the recently-unearthed journal of a woman who was imprisoned in Cloud Recesses against her will, and decides that she’s a good place to start to find someone who might be willing to help him dismantle the corruption that had sent the Cultivation World into the Dark Ages so long ago.
Of course, he had no idea that the person he sought would be the mother of Hanguang-Jun, the object of Wei Wuxian's fascination (“obsession,” his friend had corrected), since he had first learned of his existence in the ancient texts he'd studied.
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AU. Harry Grayson comes to Hogwarts, knowing himself the bastard son of a Muggle woman, his Aunt Petunia’s sister, and an unknown father. When he’s Sorted into Slytherin, the only Muggleborn there, he does what he has to to survive. If that means allying with Slytherins who are willing to overlook his blood for how useful he can be to them, that’s what Harry will do. Honestly, he considers himself lucky to find as much joy as he does along the way.
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- Part 2 of Stony Paths
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Harry pleads with the Sorting Hat not to be put in Slytherin, but it doesn’t listen to him. With his friends in other Houses, and himself the target of bullying from other Slytherins, Harry sets out to learn how to play the game without losing his soul in the process.