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  1. Public Bookmark 5

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    Will needs to get over Carlton. Mike is accused of monkhood. Somehow these facts lead to the two on opposite sides of a computer screen making plans to hook up, not aware that the person on the other end of the conversation is their best friend.

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    Mike and Will enter a friends with benefits relationship, steamy rom-com style.

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    12 Jun 2026

  2. Public Bookmark *

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    “I keep imagining telling you all of this in person and then immediately shoving a gun down my throat and killing myself. Because then you’d look at me differently. Or worse— you wouldn’t. You’d look at me exactly the same, and I wouldn’t know what to do with that.”

    His voice cracks slightly, but he keeps going.

    “I don’t want you to feel like I’m breaking in front of you.”

    “But I think I already am. I think I already did. I think you looked away. I think you still care. I think you’re scared. I think I love you. No. I Know I love you. I’m as sure of it as Dustin is about wavefunctions collapsing the moment you try to define them too precisely.”

    “Will, I always wonder… if we too, would collapse if one of us tries to define what we are too precisely.”

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    In which Mike and Will get high, make terrible decisions, and avoid one very obvious conversation for an impressive amount of time.

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    16 Mar 2026

  3. Rec 71

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    When Will starts university he thinks he knows how the year will go: he'll room with his best friend, one Mike Wheeler, and spend the entirety of the year hopelessly pining and trying desperately to get over him from the comfort of his bed, a mere 3 feet away. But what he doesn't know is that he'll spend the entirety of the first semester not trying to get over Mike, but to stop getting so goddamn distracted by his mouth, because now that Mike's more stressed than usual, he can't stop putting things in his mouth to calm himself down.

    And the day he finally decides to try and help, he somehow gets Mike on his knees in front of him, sucking his dick as if it's the only way he can destress; and because Will's greedy, and selfish, and quite possibly the worst best friend to ever exist, he keeps letting him do it until it's practically ruining his life.

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    26 Mar 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 3

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    When the cruel reality hurts one who's in love,
    all he can do to find relief is dream.
    But how can one dream and not die of longing,
    when the reality means more and more barbed fences
    straight in his face?
    Eh, poor boy, how will you handle this...
    Especially if you cross out any chances
    because the object of your fantasies has stolen more than just your heart.

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    Scorpius suffers from matters of the heart here.

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    28 Mar 2020

  5. Public Bookmark 2

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    He sees the boy light a cigarette. Then the boy does see him, makes a big show of it, turning his head slow, cigarette dangling from his mouth. They lock eyes. The boy looks slightly hostile. He feels daunted again. He feels scared. He feels far too exposed. He doesn’t know why. He doesn’t like the pair of eyes staring into his.

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    04 Jul 2018