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  1. Public Bookmark 25

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    But, here she is, vulnerable under Emma’s touch, and it should scare her — the way Emma knows just how to touch her to make her body spark.

    And yet.

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    25 Mar 2024

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    Regina raises a stupid, perfectly-arched eyebrow. “Seven in the morning is ridiculous? Welcome to adulthood.”

    “Oh, shut up,” Emma grumbles, employing an exorbitant amount of self-will to stop herself from stamping her foot against the ground like a child. “Just get on the treadmill.”

    Regina glares. “Don’t tell me what to do.”

    Emma realizes at this moment that this personal trainer situation is going to be much harder than she’d made it out to be. “Fine. Will you please get on the treadmill, Your Majesty?”

    or, Regina starts going to the gym. Emma offers her services.

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    24 Mar 2024

  3. Public Bookmark 62

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    She needs to remember, Emma desperately realizes in a flash. She’ll do anything, anything to remember. Blindly, she crosses the town line; the clouds rolling in right behind her, Regina’s face, the last to disappear in the green magic cloud, etched into her mind. She needs to keep them in her thoughts, needs to hold on-

    ~*~

    “So, where to next?”

    Emma blinks, thinking she saw something in the rearview mirror, but realizes it’s probably been a reflection of the sun.

    Or: As Regina slowly starts to realize exactly why the Fates told her to leave both Henry and Emma behind in Storybrooke when Pan's Curse hit, she desperately searches for a way back to the Land Without Magic. Meanwhile, in New York, Emma gradually falls in love with a fairy tale character in a mysterious storybook.

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    22 Sep 2023

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    “I’m sure there’s people in Storybrooke who would jump at the chance of fucking you, Regina.” Regina makes a face, as if Emma’s words are distasteful, and sure they are but Emma’s out of herself, and if her vocabulary is vulgar while sober, then she doesn’t know what the hell Regina expects when she’s not. “Try Tinder.”

    “Emma… Storybrooke is the size of a shoebox. I know every person in this town and believe me, none of them are viable options.”

    “Why?”

    “Because… We have history.”

    Emma scoffs.

    “So what? We have history and I would fuck you.”

    Or, Emma would swear Regina is trying to kill her with just how much she's teasing her. (The thing is, Emma will most definitely let her).

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    12 Jun 2022

  5. Public Bookmark 74

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    Regina and Emma have been like two passing ships in the night due to crazy work schedules for the past week and a half. Emma decides to risk Regina's anger by giving her a little "gift" to show her how sexually frustrated she is.

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    19 Feb 2022