11 Works by suchanidiot

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    Storybrooke is invaded by Aliens.

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    Happy New Year, Swen!

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    Having the Savior’s Baby comes with it’s perks, Regina decides, especially when Emma looks so good with Power Tools.

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    I needed to put a visual to something i’m sure we’ve all read…. 😅

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    I had a lot of feelings. My hand slipped.

    The background is meh but i’m lazy and it’s not the focal point :)

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    “Cmon, Regina! It’ll be fun.”

    “Please, Miss Swan,” Emma ignored that, knowing she was trying to get under her skin, “enlighten me on what’s so fun about All Hallow’s Eve?”

    “Oh my god, nothing when you say it like that.” Regina’s lips formed a hard line and she went to pick back up her paper but Emma was relentless. “I mean, you know.” Emma’s hands waved around wildly, maybe because she was grasping. “It’s an escape from the realities of everyday life. You can take everyday problems and turn them into ghosts and monsters and…. stuff.”

    Regina was unimpressed. “Monsters? You forget, we live in Storybrooke, dear. That’s a normal Tuesday here.”

    Or, Emma wants to go all out for her and Regina’s first Halloween as a couple. Chaos ensues? And a lot of bad puns.

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    “Cramps?” Regina’s voice now was so soft, a softness that was reserved for Emma (and their son), her fingers delicately combing through the blonde’s hair as if every strand was precious. That she was precious.

    Emma blew out harshly through her nose, a strangled wine escaping her voice, “Remember that time I took a chainsaw to your tree?”

    Or, Emma has cramps. Regina Helps.

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    “This spell, you did include the birth control clause into it, correct?”

    Emma’s mind was mush. The spell? yeah she included everything…. “Yeah, yeah, I followed all the instructions.”

    *Narrator Voice* The instructions were not followed.

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    Regina stops and admires the beauty of Emma Swan. Sweeping her eyes down and over her naked form, she sees something she's never seen before, never thought about.

    or, Regina finds a few more things to love about Emma Swan.

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    Truthfully, she was glad to say goodbye to this year. Forget it, even. She’d accomplished nothing but a divorce and moving back in with her parents. But this next year would be better. Lighter. Things were already looking up. She’d been spending more time with Regina, and by extension, their teenage son. But mostly with her co-parent... her friend? her....??? Emma couldn’t place a word to describe her relationship with the other woman. None of those other nouns seemed to fit... whatever they were. It felt like more. It felt not enough.

    Or, it’s New Year’s eve and Emma has a lot of feelings. Mostly for Regina.

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