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After an unfortunate collision, Harry finds himself the target of the Minister for Magic - a silver fox alpha with an alarming commitment to courtship.
Harry says no.
The problem is that everyone else around him seems to support the idea - his family, his friends, even…his own body.
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- Part 7 of ferocious_mermaid’s crackfic collection
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my flat is a temple (and i am the god it was built for) by improbas
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
07 Mar 2026
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Someone keeps breaking into Tom Riddle’s flat.
Every trap he sets is dismantled with ease. Beside each one, a snarky note.
Somehow it becomes the most entertaining game Tom has played in years. And he would like to know – very badly – just who he’s playing with.
a.k.a. Undersecretary Tom is being stalked in his own home by Master of Death Harry.
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As a powerhouse real estate executive, Tom has everything - money, control, unparalleled negotiation skills.
What he doesn’t have is a decent companionship for dinners while he’s on a soul-crushing business trip.
So he hires one. At first glance, the man is underwhelming.
If only there’d been fine print about the kind of trouble he’d eventually cause to Tom.
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One would think traveling 52 years into the past would allow Harry some much desired anonymity, but unfortunately the malfunctioning Triwizard Cup spat Harry out on the quidditch pitch in the middle of a game. There's no lying about his provenance while a shiny plaque on the base of the Cup announces to everyone he is 'Harry Potter, Hogwarts Champion, 1994.'
Swept up by the ministry and sworn to secrecy by the Unspeakables, Harry is left to navigate the past on his own. Good thing his great-grandparents are willing to take him in - even if they're a little more into blood purity than Harry had expected - and Hogwarts is willing to welcome him back - even if he's a novelty to everyone as the time traveling Champion.
At least Harry will have the familiarity of Gryffindor Tower to ease his homesickness. Or he would, if the sorting hat hadn't put him in Slytherin, where he's forced to share a dorm with none other than Tom Riddle.
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In which Harry is determined to prevent Voldemort's rise, even if he has to stalk, bribe, threaten, and marry Tom Riddle to do it.
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There was another student here.
Tom recognized him vaguely—while transfer students were not necessarily uncommon due to the war, they were rare enough to at least make an impression. This particular transfer student was in his year, sorted into Ravenclaw after an impressively long hat stall. He looked like he might be descended from the Potter line, but he did not share the surname so his lineage was of no particular interest to Tom. Nothing about him was of particular interest to Tom, in fact, and yet here he stood, holding the book that Tom had come here to find.
It would be a good time to turn away. The Restricted Section was restricted for a reason—only books documenting extremely dangerous or extremely advanced magic were stored here.
Tom’s feet, however, suddenly felt as if they were made of lead. It wasn’t magic keeping him tied down, but something far more mysterious like curiosity or even fate. In any case, the delay was all it took for the Ravenclaw to lift his chin and meet Tom’s eyes.
This Ravenclaw, Tom realized, had eyes as blindingly green as the Killing Curse.

