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Tan hands gripped the light material like a lifeline. He tugged, and Leo’s sneakers squeaked as he was dragged closer. His palm entrapped Leo’s left hand. It felt hot under his fingers.
He scoffed, “The jersey?” His eyes bore into Leo’s at the question. He thought he wanted the jersey?
No, Cristiano wanted—needed—a win.
Or: Post-match, two superstars clash in more ways than one.
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recipes for a star (and maybe one for love too) by samlikesthis (surrelian)
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
07 Nov 2023
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"If that risotto isn't plating within the next 3 minutes I am taking that ladle and shoving it so far up your ass, so help me god." Katsuki barely takes a breath before whipping his head to the window, where there's a noticeable lack of a body and tickets spewing onto the floor. "AND WHERE IS MY GODDAMN EXPO!"
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Or: Katsuki, a brilliant but pretentious young chef with a hunger for a Michelin Star, fires too many expos. Lucky there's a new hire with a smile a bit too bright, kale colored hair, and a passion for cooking shows.
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Michael winced as Rayan’s eyes widened in shock and focused on something – or rather someone – in the room behind him. He turned and yup, there was Kylian, in all of his shirtless glory (why the fuck hadn’t he gotten dressed?!) confidently striding up to them, with Rayan’s deck of cards in hand.
Their teammate took them silently, looking almost dazed? “Uh… well, sorry guys,” he mumbled, averting his gaze. “I didn’t mean to… you know. Sorry.” And just like that, he was gone.
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Basically, 5 times people assume that Kylian and Michael are having sex and the one time Kylian realises and does something about it.
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26 Jul 2026
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Leo isn’t moving.
Leo isn’t sure he’s breathing. This right here, this is a nightmare. Ramos is going to witness Leo’s downfall and likely survive to tell the tale.
Written for this prompt: Player A and Player B can't stand each other. Player A is claustrophobic and Player B comforts/calms them down because they hate them but they're not an asshole.Bookmarked by samlikesthis (surrelian)
24 Jul 2026
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Mate and Dulce de Leche by hpdm4ever, MessiFangirl (hpdm4ever) for LeoDios
Fandoms: Football RPF, Men's Football RPF
24 Dec 2016
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Messi tilts his head back slightly so that he can look up at Sergio. He clears his throat. “Yes,” he says again. “The thing is,” he says, trailing off. His cheeks are flushing more now, and it’s clear that he’s embarrassed. But he doesn’t look away from Sergio. “I’m here to finish what you started,” he says all in a rush.
Sergio freezes. “What?”
Messi looks mortified, but he powers on. “In the tunnel,” he says, his voice barely a whisper. “When it was just the two of us. Before you decided to call over the trainers.” He licks his lips and Sergio finds himself staring at how pink they are.
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24 Jul 2026
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"No," Leo says, swallowing hard when it comes out thickly. "Sorry, I'm sorry. I'm just watching this movie and--," he stutters, sounding like an idiot. He reaches for the remote and rewinds to watch the scene again. As soon as he sees it, he makes the same little breathy laugh again.
"Seriously?" Ramos asks, though now the concern is gone. He seems exasperated and the call cuts out for a moment before it comes back. "What the hell are you even watching? If it's so important that you can't even pay attention to me then I don't know why I even bother. I mean, honestly Leo--"
"No, no," Leo stammers, feeling guilty immediately. Ramos is always such a nice guy off of the pitch and Leo should be giving him his full attention. "I'm sorry, I was barely watching. I just--," he stops and then licks his lips as he rewinds again with a smile. "This is stupid. Did you ever see the Fast and the Furious movies?"
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Who's Afraid of Sergio Ramos? by hpdm4ever, MessiFangirl (hpdm4ever)
Fandoms: Football RPF, Men's Football RPF
12 Mar 2015
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Written for my own prompt on the kinkmeme: http://footballkink2.livejournal.com/10208.html?thread=5902048
"Someone on Spain's national team lets it slip to Ramos that Messi is genuinely afraid of him. This doesn't sit well with Ramos."------------------------------------------
Sergio, in the act of imitating a dive by one of their opponents, falls backwards out of his chair and crashes into the lamp on the bedside table. Andrés jerks awake, knocking Cesc's phone out of his hands, and Xavi and Iker burst out laughing. Sergio's rolling on the floor in an attempt to right himself, and the lamp, when he hears Gerard talking in the midst of all the laughter."Can you believe Leo's afraid of this guy?"
Sergio manages to get to his feet. He brushes imaginary dust off of his shirt and pants, attempting to save some of his dignity.
The lamp is a lost cause.
But those words echo in his head. "What did you say?" he asks, directing the question over towards where Gerard is sitting nursing a bottle of beer. He's sure he must have heard wrong.
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