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Kiss for Good Luck? by talonontop
Fandoms: 薬屋のひとりごと | Kusuriya no Hitorigoto | The Apothecary Diaries (Anime)
27 Aug 2025
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“Hey, Maomao?” she almost whispers, leaning in closer. Her tone is swift and precise, but her gaze seems to be drinking Maomao in. The distance between them is so small, almost insignificant… Maomao is only half listening. “If there was an unknown poison in front of you, and you were told you had just one chance to drink it… What would you do?”
They’re still watching each other with half-lidded expressions when Maomao answers without thinking: “I’d swallow it in one gulp.” She feels Shisui let out a soft laugh, warm breath rippling across the skin of Maomao’s face. Then, she realizes. Not only that, but she understands. The poison-sweet smile Shisui employs could warrant a world war’s worth of casualties.
“Right,” she cheerily quips and begins to walk away. Maomao’s hand stills in the air, placed where it was almost touching Shisui’s cheek.
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One-shot that explores the gay-ass tension that was between Maomao and Shisui during that one scene. You can't tell me they didn't at least think about running away together! Make them kiss, damn it.
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a touch and a thought (and they were gone) by talonontop for futurearmadillomother
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
03 Feb 2021
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When Tim and Jon's dress shopping trip doesn't go quite as planned, Jon decides it's time to take the matter into their own hands.
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“Why do you want to shop for a dress, anyway?” Jon asks once they reach Tim’s preferred boutique.
“I’m taking Martin out.”
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santa baby (take your time, please) by talonontop
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
03 Dec 2020
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“Ugh, I hate secret Santa.”
Tim laughs. “Oh, come on, boss, you only say that because you didn’t get Martin.”
(Thing is, he did get Martin.)***
In which the S1 crew does secret Santa. Chaos ensues.
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- Part 2 of TMA Winter Shenanigans
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Tim doesn’t celebrate Christmas. Never has, doesn’t understand the cheer and panic and spirit of it all. And even if he sometimes wonders if there is something wrong with him for just not getting it, he feels even less guilty about it when he realises there is nobody he would want to spend it with.
Snow, though?
Snow-induced cheer is something he can get behind.***
In which the S1 crew gets to have some snowy fun, as a treat.
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- Part 1 of TMA Winter Shenanigans
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Shortcut for transferring lines of text to an actual texting format in AO3.
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Fear of Storms by talonontop
Fandom The Witcher (TV), Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
07 Jun 2020
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Stolas and Blitz have been in a happily-committed relationship for the last two years. Well, mostly happy. The couple has worked through so much together, but unraveling the pain and trauma that Blitz has faced in his life might require something more than either of them has tried already.
Stolas has an idea, but he’s pretty sure that Blitz is going to hate it. Still, it might be worth the risk to bring his darling some much-needed healing.
Little Blitz and CG Stolas
Bookmarked by talonontop
05 Jun 2026
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Stolas is the heir to a prominent noble family in Regency era England. His only joy in life is his beloved daughter, Octavia. He has delayed her season as long as possible, but Stella insists it is time their daughter made her debut. Stolas knew a love match was never possible for a man like him, yet he hopes against hope that somehow, Octavia will find the happiness he can never have for himself.
It soon becomes clear Octavia will do anything to escape the bonds of marriage, so Stolas decides to do something truly desperate: orchestrate a scandal that will take Octavia off the market for good.
Now all he needs is a rake dastardly enough to sell the act. A series of unlikely coincidences following a failed robbery attempt drops just such a man in Stolas’s lap, but how will this plan work when Stolas finds himself inextricably drawn to the man he’s hired to save his daughter from an unhappy marriage?
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Bookmarked by talonontop
05 Jun 2026
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Keep the Door Locked (keep the monsters in here with me) by Acewithapaintbrush
Fandoms: Helluva Boss (Web Series)
09 Jan 2025
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When Loona is five, they call her cute. “Everyone likes cute hellhounds,” they say and hug her tight. “Someone will come for you very soon.”
When Loona is ten, they call her smart. “Smart hellhounds are popular,“ they say and pat her head. “Someone will come for you very soon.”
When Loona is thirteen, they call her strong. “You can help your new family,” they say and give her a small smile “Someone will come for you very soon.”
When Loona is sixteen, they call her pretty. “Very pretty,” they say and won't meet her eyes. “Someone will come for you very soon.”
When Loona is seventeen, a weird little imp comes for her and she knows exactly why.
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Loona thinks there is only one reason why someone would adopt a sexually mature hellhound. She never expected someone like Blitzø to come for her.
Bookmarked by talonontop
04 Jun 2026
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“It wasn’t your job to save us, dumbass.”
“I wanted it to be.”or
Blitzo protects the things that are his. Barbie and Fizz are at the top of that list, whether they want to be or not.
Bookmarked by talonontop
04 Jun 2026
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The owl picked up the painting at a thrift store. He didn’t really seem like the type, but his eyes lit up the moment he saw it. Blitzø thought maybe he bought it as a joke for someone else, but then the owl took it home and put it up on the wall in the middle of his dining room. He stood back with his hands on his hips and smiled all wide at it.
Fucking weirdo.
Whatever. He seemed like an easy target, anyway.
“TADAAAA–ah fuck.”
Blitzø leapt out of the painting and fell flat on his fucking face.
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Or; Blitzø has a job as a sad clown in a painting that is released when people cry in front of him and then he tries to cheer them up but really he just wants them to kill themselves
Bookmarked by talonontop
02 Jun 2026