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“Jesus Christ,” Lando whispered. “I just told Max Verstappen to fuck off. On camera. In a wedding skirt. To protect my—” He froze, gesturing helplessly at the Aussie still watching him with infuriating calm. “—my husband.”
Oscar raised a single eyebrow. He looked about as hungover as Lando felt, but there was a wry tilt to his mouth.
“Well,” he said flatly. “At least you were committed.”
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Lando Norris went to Vegas to celebrate taking the lead in the WDC. He left with a hangover, a husband, and a skirt.
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Lando Norris can’t send a proper email to save his life, but somehow he’s the personal assistant to Oscar Piastri — the terrifyingly efficient CEO of a booming fintech company.
Oscar runs on deadlines and black coffee. Lando runs on vibes, chaos, and pure luck. By all logic, he should’ve been fired months ago.
Instead, he’s still here — slipping coffee into Oscar’s hand, scheduling fake “Mandatory Lunch Breaks,” and accidentally making his boss smile.
Maybe the world’s most chaotic assistant is exactly what the perfect CEO needs.
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- Part 1 of Strictly Business (Not Really)