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    It's the first winter after Pitch's defeat. Jack is happy, he's not alone anymore, and his memories are gradually returning. But when a treasure hunt gone wrong puts Jack and Jamie in danger, flinging them through time and space, they find themselves on an island neither of them have heard of before. Jack's first priority is to get Jamie home safe, but Berk's inhabitants - human and otherwise - are certainly not making it easy.

    Knowing they will leave Berk and the Vikings behind as soon as they know how to, Jack is not going to risk the pain of growing close to any of these people (or dragons, for that matter). But Hiccup Horrendous Haddock, wearing his heart on his sleeve, doesn't seem to want to take the hint.

     

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    When the paparazzi begins to invade his children's private lives, Bruce knows he needs to do something drastic to keep the attention on himself. Tim comes up with a plan to intentionally pair Bruce up in a sugar baby relationship with someone who hits all the targets for adoption bait. Bruce gets roasted by the media for being with someone who could be his son, Danny gets enough money to pay for college for himself and his sister without relying on Vlad. What could go wrong?

    features skippable smut and actual plot/story.

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    08 Mar 2026

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    “Hotguy.”
    “Hi, pretty bird.” He hears Hotguy croon. Grian turned to face his former nemesis, now nuisance.
    “Do you want something, or are you just trying to annoy me?” Grian huffed out as he picked up the cop and moved him to the side of the building. Hotguy watched from a distance and didn’t respond until Grian turned around, hands on his hips.
    “Just wanted to check on you, it’s been a minute. Wondered if the heroes got you. Was hoping I might have the chance to plan a daring rescue, which might help my chances of winning you over.” Hotguy leaned on the building, shooting Grian a sly glance.
    “You make it sound like you’re courting me instead of trying to get me to turn to the dark side.”
    Hotguy gasped dramatically and put a hand on his chest. “A Star Wars reference? A man after my own heart.” He then sat up again and walked closer. Too close, and then spoke once again.
    “I can multitask birdy.” He said leaning forward until his face was only a couple of inches away from Grians.

    TLDR: Scar really wants Grian on his side, Grians just trying to live his life, and maybe take down the hero organization while he's at it.

    FIRST ARC AND SECOND ARC ARE NOW DONE AND BINGEABLE :D

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    08 Feb 2025

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    It started off as a simple mistake. Accidentally summoning a half-ghost boy from Indiana instead of a demon.

    What it became was over 5 decades of friendship, adventures, misadventures, pain, pining, and mutual reliance. No matter what happened, the one constant in Danny and John's lives was each other. Growing up together, growing into their own powers, coming to each others' aid, being there when called. Even if others around them die, even though the pain that fills their lives, they always have each other.

    And if they maybe have a little crush on their best friend, then that's their own business.

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    This fic is a prequel to My Boyfriend, Prince of Space.

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    05 Feb 2025

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    Damian gets temp de-aged to 6yrs old; cue him asking where his twin is. This is how everyone finds out about Danny's existence

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    02 Feb 2025