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    14 May 2026

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    How to make any interaction with ur homie lowkey homo: a guide by Theo Raeken

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    If someone had approached Babe and told him he would be going to the ER because he got something stuck in a place where it shouldn’t have been stuck, he would’ve laughed at them. Babe has actually always been considerably careful about where he stuck things.

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    29 Mar 2026

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    ohhhhhhhh silly billy hurt babe x smart protective caring gene im blowing up

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    "Babe didn’t think suffocating would take so goddamn long.

    That’s what it feels like."

    In which Babe's life feels stifling, Bill convinces him to take a trip, he meets old comrades and eventually finds the one he's desperately yearning for.

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    18 Mar 2026

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    Love this trope or whatever so much god bless baberoe ur going in the blender <3

  4. Public Bookmark 29

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    "It should be a fucking breeze, right? He’s jumped out of a goddamn airplane, out of his own damn free will, too, so he should be able to handle a dinner like a respectable adult.
    Right? Babe rubs his face with both hands, his pulse gaining speed. No, nope, he’s going to ruin everything."

    In which Babe meets Eugene's parents for the first time, and he's an anxious wreck.

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    14 Mar 2026

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    God bless Maud Roe and the light of Babe Heffron #sunshineheffron #imdyingonthathill #imdyinginthatforest

  5. Public Bookmark 30

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    “Dunno, I just don’t like it. Tastes like fish, y’know?”

    “What kinda fish you eatin’ that tastes like chatte, Perconte?” says Doc.

    “The normal kind,” says Perconte. “You eat a lot of pussy, Doc?”

    Doc’s mouth twitches into a smile. “Why?” he asks, drawing the word out into two syllables. “You need tips?”

    “Needs a diagram,” says Muck, and Penkala snickers.

    “Ah, fuck off, George,” Perconte says, throwing his dirty napkin at Luz, who’s making obscene gestures with his tongue.

    “Hey, Babe, you with us?” Malarkey asks. Babe’s brain stalled out at the idea of Doc eating pussy and hasn’t caught back up yet. “You also need a diagram?”

    In which Eugene Roe is Babe Heffron’s sexual awakening.

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    11 Mar 2026