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Most humans meet their grandparents. Most werewolves don't.
The average Hale makes it to age forty. Peter doesn't like those statistics. He wants to live.
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Stiles pulled out his lockpick set. The office was silent, and only Stiles had stayed after this long. No one would ever know, so what was he worried about?
Mind made up, Stiles made quick work of the lock and entered. The office was spacious and bare but for a desk to his left. Fading sunlight entered through industrial windows, and Stiles could see dust motes swirling in the air. When he approached the desk, his attention was drawn to the stack of business cards cradled in a dark wooden holder. He picked one up.
‘Mr. Peter Hale,’ the business card read in neat black ink under a strange symbol. ‘President and General Partner. Hale & Associates LLP.’
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It is a fact that every respectable nerd-child has genuinely tried to practice magic like Harry Potter, the force like Luke Skywalker, and/or read minds like Charles Xavier.
Stiles was nothing if not a respectable nerd-child.
Okay, the respectable part? That was a little iffy. But the fact remained that Stiles, dressed in funeral black, had run out of his house at four o'clock in the afternoon in an impotent rage (that covered hurt that covered loss) into the forest, slammed his hands against a nearby tree, and genuinely, with all of his heart, wished it would crack apart into pieces just like Stiles.
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No one calls Butsuma "Senju-sama" anymore since everyone thinks he's mistreating Tobirama. He's not. He's really not. It's all very unfair.
Besides, anyone running on as little sleep as Butsuma and recovering from diarrhea that horrific would have raised their voice at their kid, especially when the diarrhea was from the kid trying out a new poison on his father. Like Tobirama did, for example.
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- Part 2 of White Demon Child
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Butsuma used to think that Tobirama, owing to his intelligence, is a much easier child to raise than Hashirama was with his tantrums and clingy-ness. That blissful ignorance ends the night that Katsumi informs her husband that if she is sleeping, “Tobirama is your child, Butsuma, do not let Tobirama wake me because if you do –“
Butsuma decides that he likes to keep certain parts of him attached to his body, so he agrees, thinking he is getting the better deal. If Katsumi is sleeping, he will just put Tobirama to bed and go back to his duties of running the clan.
Famous last words.
AKA
Butsuma isn't a bad parent. He's just really, really fucking tired.
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- Part 1 of White Demon Child
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The Stallion Protagonist's Villain-Wooing System by tpfw01
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
17 Nov 2025
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Luo Binghe was idly scrolling through the novel selections when he stumbled upon PIDW. He suspected that the author of this shitty stallion harem novel was stalking him in real life because why the hell were their names and looks exactly the same?! Except... WTF was this weakling, white lotus bullshit?!?
"That's right, Master Shen, beat up that fake-ass brat!"
"Fuck you, Cucumber Bro. Come meet me IRL and I'll castrate you!"
"Where's the rest of Shen Qingqiu's backstory??? Airplane, you better not leave your house!"
One day, the villain's infamous #1 fan and defender gets transmigrated... as Luo Binghe, kneeling in front of Shen Qingqiu.
Wowow. He's gorgeous! I knew he would be. Luo Binghe thought with pride. Ha! The original MC was such a loser. Imagine chasing after anyone else when this beauty is right here! Shen Qingqiu, my beloved, You. Will. Be. Mine.
[System: ??? WARNING: OOC! OOC!]
LBH: Shut the fuck up! Idc!
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20 Aug 2025
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Idiots and their faithful, cheating husbands by ttclili
Fandoms: 전지적 독자 시점 - 싱숑 | Omniscient Reader - Sing-Shong
19 Aug 2025
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[Perfect! Kim Dokja-nim has been assigned the role of ‘Betrayed Spouse’. Kim Dokja-nim, please see all your tasks as listed below:
Character ‘Kim Dokja’ must get married to his arranged fiancée, Protagonist ‘Yoo Joonghyuk’.
Character ‘Kim Dokja’ must prevent Protagonist ‘Yoo Joonghyuk’ from being unfaithful during their marriage.
Character ‘Kim Dokja’ must prevent Protagonist ‘Yoo Joonghyuk’ from filing for divorce and/or separation from Character ‘Kim Dokja’ during their marriage.
Character ‘Kim Dokja’ must ensure Protagonist ‘Yoo Joonghyuk’ falls in love with Character ‘Kim Dokja’ during their marriage.Time Limit: 365 days.
Reward For Success: The ‘Happy Ending’.
Penalty for failure: Death.]
He has to make the man who cheats on him not cheat on him? To not divorce him? To fall in love with him?
He may as well just kill himself now, instead of waiting for the book to do it for him. It’s not like he hasn’t done it before.
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In which suicidal kdj gets transmigrated into a world that’ll kill him if he doesn't do what it wants him to do. You can guess what happens next.
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16 Aug 2025
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in this dream, 'til you wake by funeralstrut
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
01 Jun 2025
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With his hatred fuelled by the undying fires of the Endless Abyss, it’s not so strange in hindsight that Luo Binghe would start dreaming of tearing apart the man who called himself his shizun. What is strange, though, is that this odd version of Shen Qingqiu starts volunteering for his own destruction.
Or: not quite realising that he’s been pulled into the real Luo Binghe’s dream, PIDW reader Shen Yuan can’t help but push the story along in his own way.
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18 Mar 2025
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Mortals and Fools by SpicyReyes
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
11 Feb 2025
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Shen Yuan transmigrates, into a world he is told is based on Proud Immortal Demon Way, the crappy Xianxia stallion novel he'd been reading before his death.
The keywords there were 'based on,' which he missed completely, when he decided to hide in a cave for 300 years and cultivate. After all, he's got no interest in being killed by the protagonist. Better to just wait for him to die out or ascend, and come out after the fact.
Except, when the System dumps him out into the world, he learns two horrifying truths: the first, the protagonist is very much alive, and is, in fact, a teenager still.
The second?
The world he's in isn't Xianxia at all. It's a Wuxia world.(Very loosely based on the premise of 'Finding out it's a Wuxia world after cultivating for 300 years,' a web novel I thought sounded cool but never actually read, and thus is not really that relevant for anything but core premise.)
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16 Mar 2025
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The Pieces of a Bard by Armybrat26
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV)
04 Jan 2026
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Jaskier knows that he's being hunted. He knows, eventually, he will be captured. He knows too much about Geralt-- about Witchers in general-- to get caught without proper preparation. So he sets out, looking for Witchers to entrust with the things he values most. The things he can't let Nilfgaard get their hands on.
It's in his nature to play tricks, to steal. And stealing from the White Flame is fun. Until his mind slowly decends into madness.
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15 Mar 2025