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    Jaskier knows that he's being hunted. He knows, eventually, he will be captured. He knows too much about Geralt-- about Witchers in general-- to get caught without proper preparation. So he sets out, looking for Witchers to entrust with the things he values most. The things he can't let Nilfgaard get their hands on.

    It's in his nature to play tricks, to steal. And stealing from the White Flame is fun. Until his mind slowly decends into madness.

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    Here is a page from an unknown witcher's journal.
    May the people he speaks about never find it.

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    To Julian, being a Bear is odd. Personally, he thinks the Cat and Viper schools’ reputation, they should be the odd ones, but no, it’s Bears. The other schools, Wolfs, Griffin, Crane, and the few Manticore he hears rumors of, are all able to get along (with some grumbling). Maybe it’s an artifact from the days of the mages, subconsciously avoiding the beastly Bears. He doesn't blame them but the path is lonely.

    From the other few Witcher’s he’s met, they don’t mean to avoid Bears. And from their reactions, they haven’t or have rarely run into Bear Witchers. Maybe it’s just the kind of contracts Bears tend to take. That thought leads Julian out of his head and back to his current Hunt.

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    A lost Bear Jaskier finally finds home. But he'll need to find the secreted to the increasing monster issue first, if he wants to make it there in one pice.

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    To our Brothers of the Continent,

     

    May these words find you hale, and your silver striking true. The Witchers of Kaer Morhen, Wolves of old and Brothers new, will begin a strike on the first day of Bel's Oath. From that day onward, and until our demands are met, the Witchers of Kaer Morhen will remain in the Keep and won't travel the Continent to fight its monsters. The Men of this world will have to protect their own communities, which they've refused to welcome us into, and realise what a world without Witchers looks like. This cannot continue, and we won't allow it to. Come to Kaer Morhen and meet your brothers from across the world. We are waiting for you.

    When the Fleet of the School of the Crane receives the call from Kaer Morhen, it doesn't take long for them to pack their bags and walk across the Continent to find the Blue Mountains, and their brothers.

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    ch14: Ciri/Lu & Morvran after the Witcher Party (from Cat Witchers are really weird)
    ch13: Geralt/Eskel: Trial of the Mountain
    ch12: Eskel and Geralt before the Grasses
    ch11: Letho and Gaetan vs assassins
    ch10: Aiden and Lambert, women Witchers, first meetup
    ch9: it's a great big happy Witcher Wedding! (with Original Song)
    ch8: Cat POUNCES on Griffin (Coën/Dragonfly!)
    ch7: Crazy Cat Witcher
    ch6: Jaskier thinks too LOUD
    ch5: Why would two Solitary Bear Witchers meet up in a lonely Wilderness??
    ch4: Eskel's secret succubus girlfriend
    ch3: Family kisses for Ciri's 13th birthday.
    ch2: Aiden needs a kiss. Then he finds a furious Wolf.
    ch1: Bedraggled, sorry Witcher (and his ward) find Jaskier not a moment too soon...
    Please prompt kisses!!

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    Arnaghad has lost too much in this life to remain entirely sane.

    Junod & Ivo lament their newly lost brother and the man their father once was.

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    A collection of small ficlets showing tiny moments in the Accidental Warlord universe.

    Note: This work includes spoilers for later works in the AW AU, and should probably be read last.

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    The Witchers horses weren't...normal, being bigger, stronger and not really minding slightly mouldy hay or munching on monsters as a snack. They were very protective of their Witcher's.

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    Geralt has his bard. It's a good bard. He isn't going to let some two-bit noble hurt his bard. Although maybe he could've handled the situation a /little/ better. Less blood, fewer brothers involved.

    Now...

    Well, now he has to make sure his bard never finds out about how far he went.

    AKA How Geralt Became A Warlord Because Of Jaskier And Had To Hide It For A Decade

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    The Continent was used to the occasional visitors from other dimensions, but when a trap surrounding the doors of the Tomb sends Gideon and Aiglamene hurtling to a new home, Gideon finds herself with a new calling, and maybe a better chance at having a life. A series of oneshots set in a 'Gideon joins the Witcher's Bear School and gets to be a little bit happier' AU (This is my first fic in a LONG time, any feedback would be really appreciated)

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    In a world, where neither the sacking of Kaer Morhen nor the witchers tournament happend, Geralt doesn't meet Yennefer and bonds with
    Jaskier enough to winter with him. In Kaer Morhen Jaskier finds out that the witchers are very different in their keep from how they are on the path.
    Also he meets Eskel and falls hard and fast. And then a bear cub shows up in the middle of a snow storm and Geralts life is turned on its head.

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    Podfic of The Art of Threats by blackberrywars.

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    Ivo sweating? Disgusting, horrible, filthy, awful, terrible, undignified, icky. He should kill Arnaghad for making them endure the cold just to throw them into the heat of summer, hairy as their school's namesake and completely unprepared. However...... Junod sweating? Ivo can find plenty or reasons to enjoy that, even through a heat stroke.

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    Coën knows Junod is up to something, but is far too respectful of his lover's boundaries to pry. He is confident Junod will tell him about it in due time.

    He then reaps the benefits of his patience.

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    "So, you are the wizard." Says Queen Calanthe, leaning her elbow on the arm of the throne and crossing her legs as she stares the newcomer. "What are your interests in Cintra?"

    "I'm just looking for a home, Your Majesty. Nothing more and nothing less." That's what the stranger in black responds, eyes the color of polished emeralds fixed on the floor. "I'm not interested in a position in your cohort, nor in any wealth in your coffers. Just a roof over my head is enough."

    The queen's smile is all teeth. "So say your name, wizard, and I'll give you a piece of my roof and a seat at my table, a glass of my beer and a plate of my food."

    "Your generosity knows no bounds, Your Majesty." He says the wizard, closing his eyes and bending his head further, exposing the back of his head to her. "The name of this humble wizard is Hadrian Potter-Black, Your Highness, but only Harry is fine."

    •••

    Or the one in which Death sees that its Master is unhappy and presents hin an irrefutable proposal.

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    minutiae
    plural noun, singular mi·nu·ti·a
    precise details; small or trifling matters.

     

    “So let me get this right. You took a contract, stumbled on the brat in the way, and among all the options you had, in your brilliant mind, you decided to take it here?”

    When Junod returned to the keep this winter, there was a kid. He wondered how long it would take him to die.

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    Junod finds something unexpected

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    A plot to leverage a captive Jaskier turns sour when Geralt returns with help and kills King Viraxes of Kerack. Suddenly eight witchers, a half-human bard, a sorceress, and a princess in hiding must maintain peace while they search out a replacement king. This is much easier said than done.

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    Alt; what if Geralt accidentally made Jaskier the warlord, instead?

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    History is rarely true, and Arnaghad of Gemmera knows this better than anyone. He knows how Ban Ard speaks of his school in their mage halls.

    They won't tell the true story of Stygga, or how Haern Caduch took care of the young witchers that would become Dyn Marv.

    Set in the "Lambert the Viper AU" but very much standalone. All you need to really know is that a lot of the characters fates after this fic (Including Kiyan) will be different from canon :-)

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    Ivo sweating? Disgusting, horrible, filthy, awful, terrible, undignified, icky. He should kill Arnaghad for making them endure the cold just to throw them into the heat of summer, hairy as their school's namesake and completely unprepared. However...... Junod sweating? Ivo can find plenty or reasons to enjoy that, even through a heat stroke.

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    During the trial of the grasses, all witchers present as alphas. Something in their scent is repulsive to omegas, which is why no witcher has ever bedded one.

    Geralt walks into a brothel and finds what has to be the only witchersexual omega on the continent. Things escalate from there.

    This is pure filth. Seriously, there is very little plot in here. You have been warned.

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