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'Til the Entire Keep Knows by LoserCatWritesFics
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
06 Oct 2025
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When Aiden is finally healed enough to have some fun, Lambert wastes no time making up for lost time with his lover, without a single care who may hear them.
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- Part 2 of Aiden's First Winter
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“Sleepy puppy,” Maciej said with a crooked grin, bouncing on the balls of his feet, eyes gleaming steel-blue. He puckered his lips into a pout. “Was a good idea.”
Lambert raised an eyebrow, arms crossed. “What was a good idea, kid?”
Maciej’s grin twisted, almost feral. His form rippled—red-and-black fur flickered along his forearms, claws scraping the air just enough to make Lambert’s jaw tighten. His eyes flashed wild, like a cornered cat daring you.
“Stabbing three things today. Felt alive,” Maciej said, voice sharp and breathless, feeding off chaos. “Like chasing shadows. Like hunting.”
He leaned in, whispering, eyes glinting. “Monsters aren’t scary. Boredom is. It eats you inside.”
Lambert smirked, cautious. “You’re lucky I like crazy.”
Maciej’s grin stretched too wide, teeth flashing sharp. A short, wild laugh.
“Lucky me,” he said, voice low. “If I’m dying, it better be quick. Pretty. No whining.”
Lambert shook his head. “You’re unhinged, kid.”
Maciej’s eyes flicked—half-cat, half-boy. “Maybe. But boring? That’ll kill us all.” -
Bombs by LoserCatWritesFics
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, Wiedźmin | The Witcher (Video Game)
08 Sep 2025
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Aiden convinces Lambert to keep an eye on Thorne for the afternoon. It does not go how he planned.
Announcement: Spanish Translation Coming Soon! I will admit it will be very *broken* Spanish, but I'm using it as practice since my senior trip is going to Ecuador and I'm in a Spanish Class.
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- Part 5 of Colony of Two
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Два десятка укусов by Stormurinn
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV)
07 Sep 2025
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"Не так быстро, бард, - Эскель подтянул его обратно. - Дай мне обнять тебя еще немного."
Или омегаверс!АУ, где Эскель ужасно милый альфа, Лютик немного в него влюблен, а Геральт молчит, потому что он-то знает, какой Эскель на самом деле засранец.
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- Part 2 of Некоторые виды укусов
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- Русский
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- Chapters:
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- Kudos:
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Colony of Two by LoserCatWritesFics
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, Wiedźmin | The Witcher (Video Game)
04 Sep 2025
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Cat Colony: A family group of feral cats.
While Aiden and Thorne make up for lost time, Lambert learns why the two cats are so close.
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- Part 3 of Colony of Two
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what doesn't bend is doomed to shatter by Bibarian
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV)
15 Aug 2025
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Four years after the Dragon Hunt, Geralt and Jaskier are reunited in a Nilfgaardian torture chamber. Geralt has missed his bard, regretting his actions four years ago. They need to escape, but the greater challenge after will be healing their broken relationship.
Voleth meir, Yen losing her powers, and Eskel turning into a leshy did not happen in this version!
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[Take my Hand and] Walk with Me by Suliana
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher: Nightmare of the Wolf (2021)
29 Jul 2025
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... as we dance into this catastrophe.
A rewriting of the history of the Witchers, starting with the sacking of Kaer Morhen and going onwards. What's the expression? Safety in numbers?
Steel for man, silver for monsters.
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Bear-It, Till You Brake. by GlaZierGlaze
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
27 Jun 2025
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To Julian, being a Bear is odd. Personally, he thinks the Cat and Viper schools’ reputation, they should be the odd ones, but no, it’s Bears. The other schools, Wolfs, Griffin, Crane, and the few Manticore he hears rumors of, are all able to get along (with some grumbling). Maybe it’s an artifact from the days of the mages, subconsciously avoiding the beastly Bears. He doesn't blame them but the path is lonely.
From the other few Witcher’s he’s met, they don’t mean to avoid Bears. And from their reactions, they haven’t or have rarely run into Bear Witchers. Maybe it’s just the kind of contracts Bears tend to take. That thought leads Julian out of his head and back to his current Hunt.
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A lost Bear Jaskier finally finds home. But he'll need to find the secreted to the increasing monster issue first, if he wants to make it there in one pice.
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Jaskier is hurt after the mountain, his heart broken. But over his journeys around the continent, he slowly heals with the help of many Witchers. As well as befriending the young Ciri before the fall of Cintra, performing in courts to spite Valdo Marx, learning of the power within himself, confronting his past, and forging a future.
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Sliver Embers by FireBird (XxTrashyAlienScumxX), Wander_Seeker
Fandoms: The Witcher (TV), Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, Wiedźmin | The Witcher (Video Game), Wiedźmin | The Witcher Series - Andrzej Sapkowski
26 May 2025
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After decades shrouded in silence, a spark has been lit in the ashes of forgotten legends. The elder blood formula to forge Witchers has been reclaimed. From it, a single figure arises. A new Witcher.Forged in steel, scarred in spirit, he is the first of a new batch. Trained & unleashed. He strides into a world where monsters, once held at bay, now stalk the wilds unchecked. Villages vanish overnight, roads bleeding red.
Since the death of the White Wolf and Schools. Chaos clawed its way in the hearts of men & beasts alike. Few Witchers remain, fewer still who remember the strength and honor that once defined them.Eskel, the quiet scarred veteran. Becomes Master of the Wolf School, refusing to let legacy fade. From shattered remnants of other schools, he gathered what Witchers remained to lite the forge anew.
Will he rise to face the tide of darkness? Will he prove the blood of Witchers still runs strong? Carry the fire to slay nightmares? Or will he fall... And with him., the last light of the old world?
Gather 'round the hearth. Fill your tankards, pass the pipe, and feast. For tonight, we watch as the saga of a New Witcher Era...begin.
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Некоторые виды укусов by Stormurinn
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV)
18 May 2025
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"Прости, Геральт, - очень вежливо переспросил Лютик, - мне показалось или ты действительно только что сказал, что должен обмазать меня своей спермой?"
Или омегаверс!АУ, где Лютик становится диким во время жара, а потому всячески избегает его. Геральт знает парочку сомнительных средств, которые должны сработать, но почему-то не работают.
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- Part 1 of Некоторые виды укусов
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finding his way in by Random_rrockett
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV)
15 Apr 2025
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Jaskier had been coming to Kear Morhen every two to three years, while Ciri shows her clear happiness that the bard was around, the other Witchers show in more subtle ways.
just a whole bunch of fluff, nightmares, and group cuddles, lots of purring Witchers because why wouldn't they purr?
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- Part 1 of Part of us
- Part 1 of Kear Morhen
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One Witcher's shit shoveler is another Witcher's treasure by Scarlet_Angel_13
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
11 Apr 2025
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Being yelled at for someone else's problems suck. Jaskier had a good thing going for him and he blames Borch three jackdaws for his troubles. He should be traveling around seeing the best and worse of the continent with his very best friend in the whole wide world. Instead he get's ditched, rescues a few Witcher's and has to play match maker. Jaskier did not sign up to play Therapist for every Witcher on the thrice damned Continent. He should have just stayed in Oxenfurt. At least they appreciate his genius.
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The king of Kerrack acted foolishly and as a reward ended up swinging above the gate of his own castle. It's just one more day of dealing with unnecessary politics for Geralt. At least until the king's omega son requests an audience and offers a deal that the Warlord would be foolish to refuse.
Jaskier has been a free bard for over twenty years when his father captures him. When the Warlord of the North seeks revenge and kills the king, he doesn't hesitate to make use of the opportunity. He will go north to gather new song material, help solve a political situation, and while he's at it, he might take a bite of the Warlord as well.
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[Podfic] and the right to call it home by Chancy_Lurking by SnakeOilSalesDepartment
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
26 Jan 2025
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Geralt has only ever talked about one nuisance bard, the one that wrote the fucking song that has people throwing coppers at him when he walks into bars. Jaskier something or other, who gives a shit, “Why the fuck is he here?”“To winter with me,” Geralt snaps, a warning in his tone Lambert readily ignores. “Problem?”
“Yeah, the problem is the strange prostitute you brought to The Keep!!” Lambert exclaims, because he’d had a feeling Geralt was smitten, but apparently, he’s an idiot and doesn’t know a bad idea when he sees one if it smiles at him pretty enough.
“Hey, I’m at least a strange courtesan!” the bard calls.
(Lambert is extremely protective of the very little he has, including his brother. Jaskier is a threat to all of them, he doesn’t get why everyone doesn’t see that.)
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Tiny Witchers by Dotlookstired
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, Wiedźmin | The Witcher (Video Game), Wiedźmin | The Witcher Series - Andrzej Sapkowski
31 Dec 2024
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Vesemir had reached his limit with the chaos in the keep. Between the bickering, injuries, and general mayhem, he was desperate for a break. Fortunately, rumors of a strange new creature near the village at the bottom of the mountain had been circulating. Vesemir dismissed them as likely exaggerations but seized the opportunity to send his boys away for a few days, hoping for some much-needed peace.
However, things didn’t go as planned. When the witchers arrived in the village, they discovered there had been a hostile take over. A new mayor, who hates non-humans, was now in command. With no place to stay, the witchers were left with no real shelter from the cold. One of them was already injured, another was falling ill but stubbornly refusing medical help.
When they finally tracked down the rumored creature, the situation only worsened—it transformed them into children. Forced to navigate their way back up the mountain in their new forms, they encountered even more misfortune. A horrifying monster attacked, trapping them. With no way to contact Vesemir the witchers have to get a bit creative. once rescued shenanigans ensue at the keep with Vesemir trying to reangle all the little witchers. -
what did I do to deserve this? by The_Dementors_Kiss
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
18 Nov 2024
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The very different circumstances under which Lambert received both of his medallions
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- Part 3 of Breaking Free
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This is omegaverse that inspired more by lion prides then wolf packs.
When six omegas are recused from an abusive alpha they are taken back to the keep temporarily while a storm rages and they recover. All of them incredibly terrified at the alpha that managed to entice so many strong omegas that was the Witcher Pride.
They don't realize that in the times long forgotten a proper Pride had it's strength in it's omegas and it's soft comforts in it's alpha.
Jaskier is a rather traditional alpha in this way.
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- Part 7 of All My Witcher Stories
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Pride and Privacy (Or a Lack Thereof) by stingerpicnic
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
20 Jun 2024
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“Do you want me to stop laying all over you so much?” Aiden asks.
Lambert jerks back, but his hands tighten their grip on him. “What in the fuck made you think I would want that?”
Or: Lambert thinks about what he's really asking of Aiden, taking him to Kaer Morhen, and his reasons for doing so.
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(Un)Deserved Kindness by stingerpicnic
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV)
08 Jun 2024
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The man sighs heavily. "I guess you're right." He turns back to Aiden, bright smile back in place. "My apologies, dear witcher, it seems I've forgotten my manners." He offers Aiden his hand to shake with a flourish. "I am the bard Jaskier, graduate of Oxenfurt and Master of the Seven Liberal Arts.
What.
Aiden forces himself to take his hand in a firm shake despite the shock that's numbing his limbs. "Aiden," he says, flashing his teeth in a smile. "You're the Toss a Coin bard, right?" Aiden says, like Lambert didn't spend his whole winter bullying Geralt into agreeing to a late spring meet-up and then ditched Aiden for it specifically for the chance that the bard standing in front of Aiden right now would be there.
Sweet Melitele, Lambert is going to hate him when they meet back up next week. This is amazing.
Or: Aiden meets Jaskier when he least expect it. He promptly decides that if anything ever happened to him, he would kill everyone in this town and then himself. Which would be a shame, considering that this strange town has been so unexpectedly kind to him.
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- Part 1 of Treat You Better