The Accidental Warlord and His Pack - Recommended Reading Order
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With a Conquering Air by inexplicifics
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
28 Mar 2020
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From the kinkmeme: AU Warlord!Geralt receives Tribute!Jaskier as a sacrifice to appease him in every way possible. Jaskier has no choice on the matter and he’s fully aware of the awful rumours that have spread about Geralt and his ruthless conquests. (But we all know those aren’t legit.) A classic angst with a happy ending please! A dash of smut to heal those scars and a sprinkle of new found love!
Jaskier arrives at Kaer Morhen knowing his family gave him up without a second thought, and absolutely sure that the dreaded Warlord of the North will value him even less than his own blood did. But the White Wolf and his pack are not what Jaskier expected...and if he's unreasonably lucky, Kaer Morhen might become far more of a home than Lettenhove ever was.
...He is, in fact, going to be unreasonably lucky, because the Warlord of the North is a far finer monarch - and a far better man - than Redania's king has ever dreamed of being.
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I Would Follow Your Soul As It Leads by inexplicifics
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
31 Mar 2020
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Seven moments in Eskel's life as Geralt's best friend - and the right hand of the Warlord of the North - as they build their Pack together.
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O Soul, I Said, Have You No Tears? by inexplicifics
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
06 May 2020
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Many years ago, Vesemir was chosen to be the chief trainer for the Wolf School. He's very good at it. He hates doing it. And he knows this is the way things always have been and always will be...
Or is it?
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Only Love Proudly and Gladly and Well by inexplicifics
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
11 Apr 2020
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Three months into his relationship with the White Wolf, Warlord of the North and terror of the continent, Jaskier goes back to Redania as part of the Warlord's negotiating team. They return with a treaty...but there are unexpected consequences to revealing his place at the White Wolf's side.
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I Would Beat With Your Heart As It Beats by inexplicifics
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
14 Apr 2020
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It's Eskel who smells the blood and finds the bard.
The Warlord's right hand doesn't get to panic, so instead, Eskel...copes.
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After Jaskier agrees to be his Consort, Geralt has to tell Ciri the truth about her parentage.
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Live On a Hill Against the Sky by inexplicifics
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
08 Jun 2020
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Three years after Geralt becomes Warlord of the North, a man comes to Kaer Morhen to beg for aid. And when all is said and done, he stays.
Jan genuinely doesn't know how the Witchers of Kaer Morhen have stayed alive so long without any household staff at all.
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Never Fear the Thing You Feel by inexplicifics
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13 Jul 2020
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Letho doesn't know what to do when the kid he carried back from Leyda finds him and hugs him.
He figures it out eventually.
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Your Wisdom and Your Waywardness by inexplicifics
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26 Oct 2020
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Seven times the Witchers of Kaer Morhen confused the hell out of their new human companions, and one time the humans confused them right back.
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Your Faults Had Made Me Love You More by inexplicifics
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22 Apr 2020
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Milena finds her feet in the White Wolf's court. Lambert attempts to figure out how to flirt.
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Stamped in the Mint of Memory by inexplicifics
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25 May 2020
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Zofia had a sister, once.
The White Wolf gave Zofia vengeance. It's up to her to heal.
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Twirl Three Notes and Make a Star by inexplicifics
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04 May 2020
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The Warlord of the North receives an invitation to the elven summer festival, and Geralt sends Jaskier, Eskel, and Ciri (and more than a dozen overprotective Witchers) off to be diplomatic.
Or: Eskel finally gets to take a vacation. If you can call riding herd on Jaskier and the little menace a vacation.
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Peace Comes To Them On Quiet Feet by inexplicifics
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
19 Oct 2020
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Yennefer of Vengerberg is one of the most powerful - and definitely one of the most feared - mages on the continent. She has slain armies, built impossible portals, and hauled Witchers back from the brink of death.
The Witchers of Kaer Morhen, however, hold her in high esteem for quite a different sort of spell.
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Left on the Hither Side of Death by inexplicifics
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02 Nov 2020
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Jaskier asks Triss about the creation of the testing potion and what happened to the Schools' mages. It's not a pretty story.
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I Have Heart-Fire and Singing to Give by inexplicifics
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22 May 2020
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Jaskier is invited to come and sing at Oxenfurt - an honor he has never dreamed he would be granted so young. But leaving Kaer Morhen has its perils...and there are those who would very much like to get their hands on the Consort of the Warlord of the North.
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I Am Sandaled With Wind and With Flame by inexplicifics
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03 Aug 2020
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In the immediate aftermath of Jaskier, Eskel, and Milena being kidnapped from Oxenfurt, Lambert and Aubry try desperately to figure out who took them and where.
It takes a lot longer than anyone would prefer.
(Or, chapters 3 and 4 of I Have Heart-Fire and Singing to Give from a rather different perspective.)
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A few days after Oxenfurt, the White Wolf asks to have a conversation with Milena.
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Home Again From Far-Off Places by inexplicifics
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30 Jun 2020
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Aiden comes home to Kaer Morhen after two years wandering around Skellige, and discovers to his surprise that an awful lot has changed.
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In A Flare Of Crimson by inexplicifics
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17 May 2021
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Decades before Geralt of Rivia even dreams of uniting the Witcher Schools, Cedric and Axel go out on the Path.
The Path is not kind to Witchers.
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Holding Wonder Like a Cup by inexplicifics
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06 Jul 2020
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Two years after he becomes the steward of Kaer Morhen, Jan figures out how to bring cats in and keep them there.
Thirteen years later, a Witcher finally gets to pet a cat for the first time.
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