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Aiden's First Winter by LoserCatWritesFics
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
16 Nov 2025
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Aiden convinces Lambert to tell Thorne about how Aiden came to Kaer Morhen.
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- Part 12 of Colony of Two
- Part 1 of Aiden's First Winter
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bark like you want it by LoserCatWritesFics
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
14 Nov 2025
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Lambert almost screamed in rage when he saw the familiar sight. Two swords strapped to the back of a lithe frame, hilts just shy of a head full of dark curls with two pointy ears sticking out. The stupid, stupid grin that decorated the face turning to look at him. The weird-ass green eyes, the well-groomed beard; everything that screamed CAT! and just served to piss Lambert the fuck off.
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Lambert finds himself stuck in Toussaint during his most despised human holiday. Belleteyn. He can't stand seeing the happy lovers. Just another reminder of everything that had been denied him and forged him into an angry, miserable, undesirable mutant. He'd sooner die than believe anyone could see anything in him other than violence, let alone show him love, acceptance, and real intimacy. Enter stage right a boisterous, flamboyant bard who wields his education as weapons and armor the same way Lambert wields his rage and self-hate.
Based on the Broadway version of the song.
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Cat School Techniques by LoserCatWritesFics for elmonstro
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
03 Nov 2025
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Three times Lambert is horrified at the Cat School's practices in potion use.
Once when they're reluctant partners, once when they're bedwarmers, and once when they're lovers.
Thank you to Elmonstro for giving me like half of the ideas in this fic lmfao!
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Caught up in her task, she did not notice the strangers approach her from behind until one of them bit out an angry, “Who the fuck are you?”
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The wolven pack and the stray cats by Lynxckx
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, Wiedźmin | The Witcher (Video Game)
14 Sep 2025
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Zira of the Cats stumbles into Kear Morhen heavily injured with junks of her memory missing. She doesn't remember her own brother Aiden, she doesn't remember her best fried Thea. She just remembers witchers are in danger... but of what and whom exactly?
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- Part 4 of Cat tales
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Cuck's Bloom by TheSleepyOne
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV), Wiedźmin | The Witcher (Video Game), Wiedźmin | The Witcher Series - Andrzej Sapkowski
17 Jul 2025
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When Eskel sees the first petal, it's so small he thinks nothing of it. While witchers don’t contract common diseases, it doesn’t prevent them from coughing up a bit of blood every now and again. When more and more continue to fall from his lips, he can’t deny the evidence in his hands. Small, delicate, red-pink petals that could blow away in the breeze with a single breath. So little that when he goes to collect them onto his handkerchief, he has to time his movements with his slowing heartbeat so as to not damage them further. Eskel knows his love will never be requited but he can have this part of Lambert.
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3 letters by Ammarettu for FoxgloveandDogbane
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
09 Jun 2025
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3 letters written by Aiden for Lambert over the years .
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Herodias by April_Blooms
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV), Wiedźmin | The Witcher (Video Game)
04 Jun 2025
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After disappearing for months with no word to his family, a grieving Lambert shows up for Christmas at the old man's house. Geralt is wrapped up in his own concerns, absorbed by his precious new child, his on and off again love affair, and reconciling with his best friend who will no longer speak to him. Lambert confides in him about Aiden, but when Geralt refuses to assist him in his vengeance, Lambert is left full of rage and grief with no outlet. Until he makes a secret arrangement with someone else in a similar position.
What do you do when you've lost everything? You take what isn't yours.
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Lambert thinks of screaming drunk Christmases, hiding under the table as the sound of fist on flesh seeped bloody through the carols on the radio. He thinks of Fresno, palm trees and heat and gas station ice cream staining Aiden’s mouth.Jaskier tilts the wine glass invitingly. His lips are red as blood, as grief.
Fuck it. Fuck everything. He has nothing left. Why shouldn't he take this?
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Winter Mischief by CrowObserver
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher (Video Game), Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
25 Apr 2025
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Wintering at Kaer Morhen gets more interesting every year. It was about time that Eskel brought someone home to the Keep, but navigating his newfound connection is difficult. That is, until something brings them together...
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After the Jaskier Returns to Geralt's home his self-esteem slowly declines as it seems not only is Geralt avoiding him, the other witchers are actively trying to get him to leave.
Will Geralt get get his head out of his ass fast enough to save his bard from the death of a broken-hearted poet.
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- Part 5 of Jaskier Centric Whump + Smut
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Every Rose Has Its Thorns by LlamaLlamaNewt
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
15 Mar 2025
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A very young, and very human Lambert comes to Kaer Morhen. It changes everything,
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- Part 4 of Inspired by Inex
- Part 1 of Briar Patch
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Eskel is never allowed to be angry, he's too big and mean looking. He would scare everyone if he were angry, so he holds it in. Until he can no longer hold it in.
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ch14: Ciri/Lu & Morvran after the Witcher Party (from Cat Witchers are really weird)
ch13: Geralt/Eskel: Trial of the Mountain
ch12: Eskel and Geralt before the Grasses
ch11: Letho and Gaetan vs assassins
ch10: Aiden and Lambert, women Witchers, first meetup
ch9: it's a great big happy Witcher Wedding! (with Original Song)
ch8: Cat POUNCES on Griffin (Coën/Dragonfly!)
ch7: Crazy Cat Witcher
ch6: Jaskier thinks too LOUD
ch5: Why would two Solitary Bear Witchers meet up in a lonely Wilderness??
ch4: Eskel's secret succubus girlfriend
ch3: Family kisses for Ciri's 13th birthday.
ch2: Aiden needs a kiss. Then he finds a furious Wolf.
ch1: Bedraggled, sorry Witcher (and his ward) find Jaskier not a moment too soon...
Please prompt kisses!!Series
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Jaskier's life gets turned upside down when he finds a strange portal on his college campus. After walking through it, he finds himself stranded in a strange place without his phone or any way to get back... and runs into Geralt of Rivia.
Problem is, neither of them speak the same language, and Geralt suspects Jaskier might be a spy sent to hurt Ciri.
Whump focused, canon divergent. Semi-edited. No beta.
Also, Jaskier is trans. Content warning for anxiety/panic attacks, internal transphobia, violence, and injuries.
I have a general outline for how the plot goes but as of posting this is not yet finished. No ETA on updates, I have ADHD and lose track of time.
Updated content warning as of chapter 34: Graphic violence, language, suicidal intent and actions, abusive language, and depictions of mental health deterioration. Please read the tags.
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Lambert asks Vesemir if Aiden can come home with him next winter. When the answer is no, he decides to take matters into his own hands.
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- Part 6 of 12 days of Christmas
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Brother Love - The Witcher by orphan_account
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher (Video Game), The Witcher (TV), Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, Wiedźmin | The Witcher Series - Andrzej Sapkowski
26 Oct 2024
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Geralt’s gaze wandered from Eskel back to Lambert who was still staring daggers at him. A smile crept to his lips.
“You wanna go?”
Lambert took one last swig of the mug before harshly letting it collide with the wooden table beneath him, wiping any excess alcohol off of his mouth.
“You bet, pretty boy”
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Or: Young Lambert and Geralt decide to duel because they both think they're the greatest.
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Vesemir is not amused by having Lambert drag a barely alive Geralt back to the keep. He has taught them better. And he certainly didn't expect them to betray the fragile relationship they have with their neighbours.
AI-less Whumptober 2024
Day 25: betrayal, “How could you?!”
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- Part 25 of The White Wolf's Wounds
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The Descent to Kaer Morhen [DISCONTINUED - SEE LAST CHAPTER] by Zyxst
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher (Video Game), Wiedźmin | The Witcher Series - Andrzej Sapkowski, The Witcher (TV)
23 Sep 2024
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Felicity got separated from her group of friends as they explored a cave. She found herself running for her life while being stalked by unknown creatures that want to eat her (not in a nice way). A stranger appears just in time to save her.
Since this will take a while to write/post, the tags will likely be updated/changed.
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learning to warm cold hands by smallangstdemon
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
20 Aug 2024
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Three times Lambert is a thing and one time he is a person.
Day 5 — Can't move
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- Part 5 of January of Whump (2024)