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“If you could just send me an RSVP as soon as possible, that would be great,” Mumbo explained, gesturing to the invitation in Pearl’s hand. “I need to figure out how many seats you save, you know the drill.”
“And–” Pearl is paler than any person should be. Her freckles stand out like splashes of ink against her paper white skin, that usual rosy cheer drained from her face. “And, this is an invite for what, exactly?”
“My funeral, of course!”
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or; mumbo is dying. to cope with this, he plans his own funeral. in the process, he finds out that maybe he is not quite as okay with dying as he thought he was.
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- Part 3 of whumptober 2025!!!
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15 Jan 2026
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A Con Artist, A Mafia Boss, An Arsonist, A Hitman and A Delinquent Cause A Scene Outside Of A Bar by hyperbolic
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Dream SMP
05 Dec 2022
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Kristin needs a mortgage for her money laundering scheme.
Phil wants alibis who won’t ask any questions.
Wilbur needs a landlord that will overlook his felonies.
Techno requires a good washer and dryer that can clean blood easily.
Tommy wishes CPS would get off his ass.
Each with their own agendas, flaws and secrets, these five are pushed with the common goal of needing to come together as a family in order to evade the law.
Or: SBI need to pretend to be a family in order to avoid the police's suspicions.
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- Part 1 of A Con Artist Universe
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14 Jan 2026
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After an especially shitty shift, Sonar is just trying to get through his final mission of the night. But something goes terribly wrong, and he's backed into a corner. As the panic and stress of the day overwhelm him, the creature inside of him lets loose, burying the logical reasoning with violent, animalistic instinct.
There's only one person, a certain demon lady, experienced enough with Sonar's crashes to help him out of them. To help him come back to himself, to come home.
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24 Nov 2025