the_Jack
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Not Liberty But Licence by the_Jack for Teland, Petra, Houndstar (green_animation)
Fandoms: Hannibal (TV), Hannibal (imagined UK reimagining)
26 Dec 2025
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Some friends (Teland and Petra) and I were musing over what a BBC reboot of the NBC Hannibal series would be like. Our thoughts naturally turned to casting; Petra, who Doesn't Even Go HereTM, nominated Ben Whishaw as Will Graham, and then Idris Elba as Hannibal, and then the odds of me not writing something in this non-existent fandom dropped to nil.
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...And the little one said... by the_Jack
Fandoms: Batman Beyond, Justice League & Justice League Unlimited (Cartoons)
17 Dec 2025
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Three Batmen enter...
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May the Source Be With You by the_Jack for Petra, Teland
Fandoms: Star Trek: The Next Generation
04 May 2025
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Unwinding time of the minds.
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Up in the Air by the_Jack for Petra
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy
12 Apr 2025
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Sometimes you want a cuddle and instead you get a muddle.
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What Do You Do With a Drugged-Up Sharran? by the_Jack for Teland
Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games), Drunken Sailor | What Shall We Do with the Drunken Sailor? - Anonymous (Song)
21 Oct 2024
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Shadowheart loosens up... with a lot of help from her friends.
(Based on the story "Something worth use" — see below — and will make little if any sense if you don't read that first.)
Recent series
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Isn't It Iconic? (LaT's 2004 LJ-icon-centered fic challenge). by the_Jack
Fandom: Marvel (Comics), Vampire Chronicles Series - Anne Rice, X-Men - All Media Types
03 May 2004
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"What should Will bend Hannibal over?" (prompts from the "Hannibal's A Bottom Bitch" group chat on Twitter) by the_Jack
Fandom: Hannibal (TV)
10 Jul 2021
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One day, I asked the "Hannibal's A Bottom Bitch" group chat on Twitter, "What should Will bend Hannibal over?" The answers that went into the poll I made, and the final results, were:
25% Artninja: Over the front of Hannibal's car
33% LemonGalore: His dining table and Hannibal has to stay still or the setting will be destroyed
(+ honorable mention: The therapy seats)
13% Sahti_Waari: over his knee so he can spank him for every cannibal pun he made that day
(+ honorable mention: pinned against a front door)
29% torbycry: Hannibal's kitchen countertop / Sahti_Waari: the kitchen counter
[simultaneous answers]The stories I write to fill these proplts will be collected in this series (but will probably not be sequels or prequels to one another, as opposed to sharing similar inspiration and themes).
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Late night activities between the Ambassadors of Vulcan and Betazed result in the full spectrum of emotion and telepathy.
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IWTV Timeline by Showmeyourfangs (Wilsonsbabe)
Fandoms: Interview with the Vampire (TV 2022)
30 Dec 2024
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The complete IWTV Timeline so far, from the 1500s to the 2020s
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Today on our program we’re bringing you a three act investigation into a true Chicago legend. It’s a larger-than-life tale of murder, exile, culture shock, and the incredible power of human kindness as we ask the question: did Chicago have its own Canadian superhero in the ‘90s? The answer may surprise you. From WBEZ Chicago, it’s This American Life.
Bookmarked by the_Jack
23 Feb 2025
Bookmarker's Notes
Don't have time to read this anytime soon but the summary & prologue already have me salivating for the rest!
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Battlefield Terra Prequel - The One Where Bro And Noir Hatefuck by Asuka Kureru (Askerian)
Fandoms: Homestuck
01 Aug 2012
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Bro makes a show of snorting, of relaxing his stance. His heart is still in his throat. His kids, his kids, someone almost took his kids. Someone did, and the only reason they didn't get away with it has nothing to do with him, nothing, and everything with that rabid weasel who won't. Step. Off. His balls.
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Pretty much as the title says.Series
- Part 4 of Battlefield Terra
Bookmarked by uppityCorvid (the_Jack)
19 Mar 2020
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The one where Bro and Jack hatefuck. Why I kept relying on search when I wanted to reread this yet again for all these years, instead of bookmarking the very first time it blew my mind, I couldn't say...
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Steven gets to live in a fantasy world while Marc gets reality, Steven gets to sleep like a baby while Marc dreams of drowning, Steven gets to be drunk while Marc is stuck sober--Marc can take this from him, can have this one good thing. He's allowed.
Bookmarked by the_Jack
12 May 2022