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indulge myself a little, it leads me back to you by theactualpufferfish
Fandoms: 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game)
21 Mar 2024
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She thinks of all the nice things she could be doing with a yearly salary that doesn’t just about cover her rent. She wouldn’t have to scour the internet for coffee beans that are best value for the money, nor would she need to wake up at ungodly hours for the dreaded overnight shift. She certainly wouldn’t have to deal with this ridiculous woman who insists on selecting what toys she gets with her happy meals.
Only if this woman could stop asking for bloody Pokemon cards.
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gay modern AU
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touch me and slip away (thought you were someone i once knew) by theactualpufferfish for sodesthelimit
Fandoms: VALORANT (Video Game)
19 May 2023
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Fade knows her introduction into the protocol is unwanted by many, accepted by little and appreciated by next to none. Month one into joining the protocol, she spends more time drinking coffee than socialising. So the last thing she expects during her time there is for her to become so intertwined with someone who could power an entire city alive.
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three times neon asks fade to wait, the one time she asks to stay and the mess in beteeen
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the uncollected thoughts going through team rwby's minds as they wade through a fairy tale land
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gayness and trauma, what's more to love?
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She enrols into the Academy in hopes to escape the cold of the Manor, unbothered with making any real acquaintances to last beyond her time there. But Winter befriends a Faunus, and what comes with it sits heavy in her mind. Also, there's an infuriatingly pretty girl who doesn't stop smiling at her.
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Winter goes to Atlas Academy and she learns a thing or two
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remembering the words you never said by theactualpufferfish
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
30 May 2022
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miko never really did anything for anyone aside from herself. that is, until she met ei.
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5 times that ei didn't say goodbye + the 1 time she did
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savior complex by itsmewhoelse
Fandoms: Arcane: League of Legends (Cartoon 2021), League of Legends
08 Jun 2025
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Vi scoffed and stomped forward, the gravel crunching beneath her feet as she approached Caitlyn, who looked up at her with an empty, disinterested expression.
She stopped right in front of her, chest puffed out, voice dripping with venom.
“Good lord, Kiramman, maybe pace yourself for once. What’s the plan? Smoke yourself into an early grave so we don’t have to deal with you anymore?”
Caitlyn’s head jerked slightly, her features a cool mask of indifference.
“Though I am flattered by your concern," she said icily, taking a slow, deliberate drag from her cigarette, “I assure you that I am perfectly capable of handling myself, thank you very much.”
“Oh, yeah? Is that why you’re here?”
Caitlyn slightly perked one of her eyebrows. The look on her face made Vi immediately feel incredibly stupid and childish.
“No. I am here to smoke a cigarette. In peace. Why are you here?”
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12 Oct 2025
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“It’s quite refreshing, actually. My parents were always strict on table manners, it’s a nice change of pace. You’re clearly, uh— devoted. With food, I mean.”
Vi suppresses a snort. Who the fuck says devoted?
“Yeah, it’s probably a prison thing, although I wasn’t much better as a kid either.”
Caitlyn blinks, taken aback, “Oh, sorry, I wasn’t trying to—”
“It’s cool, don’t worry.” Vi dismisses her quickly.
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Vi is navigating her way back into life. Caitlyn just happens to be her stress-baking neighbor.
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25 Jun 2025
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"Like a phantom, Yelan often appears in various guises at the center of events, and disappears before the storm stops." - Hoyoverse about Yelan.
She claimed to be from the Ministry of Civil Affairs. Shenhe couldn't care less.
Or: Yelan seduces Shenhe.
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26 Apr 2022
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never saw you coming by uniqueusernamegenerator
Fandoms: Arcane: League of Legends (Cartoon 2021)
26 Nov 2021
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Caitlyn is supposed to be rigid, arrogant, easily flustered at Vi's easy smiles. She's supposed to hear you gonna find a date to this thing and say "no, of course not, how absolutely ridiculous."
But her eyes narrow snakelike in the low light instead. She gives Vi the once-over with hard blue eyes and says, "You could come with me."
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Vi falls in love with Caitlyn. It’s a problem.
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26 Nov 2021
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“Can we forget this ever happened?” she asks very seriously because everything about this debacle would haunt her for the rest of her life.
Ruby laughs, and Weiss already feels a little better and she hates that fact.
“Don’t think I could even if I tried.”
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Weiss meets Ruby and the clouds part, the rain pours, there's a bird somewhere singing and Weiss falls just a little in love.
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09 Oct 2021