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    File name: Oracle_system_recording:_BATCOMMUNICATIONS_06/22/24_22:32PM

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    Jason's laughter has turned into breathless, silent cries. Damian barrels on, seemingly unbothered by his state.

    "-And during all this I'm trying to subtly switch back to using people's actual names; except it fucking backfired because people just assumed I was calling Richard 'Richard' because we had that special parental mentor bond, and Tim had pissed off to- whatever he was doing in the desert for six months- getting a hysterectomy or whatever the fuck happened-"

    "Hysterectomy-" Jason repeats, shrill. "He lost a spleen, Dames."

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    01 Dec 2025

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    IM DYING BLEASE SEND HELP I CANT BREATE

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    Maedhros wakes up again, on the first morning of the Nirnaeth Arnoediad.

    Of course, nobody calls it that. For them, it hasn't happened yet.

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    After the Dementor attack, Harry goes to Gringotts to find out his monetary options in case his wand is snapped. He gets more than he bargained for.

    Where in Merlin's name does all the money come from? !

    What did the Weasley twins do if that is his account after investing in them the previous summer? !

    And what does the goblin mean, Hogwarts is taken care off? !

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    10 Jan 2022

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    Harry, about to die: thank god
    James, watching Harry: I know, right? I thought the same thing!

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    He grits his teeth. "How the fuck did the basilisk not poison you?"

    "It did, actually," Harry says.

    Sirius stares.

    "Well, not for long," Harry says. "Clearly, it didn't last."

    Sirius makes a distressed noise. "What's next? Was Voldemort there too? Watching with popcorn?"

    Harry brightens slightly, and Sirius already regrets asking.

    (or, sirius finds out about all of the insane, illegal shit harry got into while he was in azkaban. needless to say, he is not pleased)

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