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  1. Public Bookmark 2

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    Kabru, looking for a quick hookup and with limited knowledge on dating apps, accidentally signs up for Grindr instead of Tindr--- and finds a cute girl he asks out on a date.

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    “But— I thought—” Kabru stopped, because what was he supposed to say? I thought you were a bystander in someone else’s picture? I thought you were a woman because I’m not really someone who is interested in men— Did… did it prompt me at all to set a preference?

    So, he must have skipped that option setting and what? Got set up on a date with a man built like a teen girl's feverish hallucination of a rugged lumberjack from a romance novel? He’s huge! Kabru scratched his neck, eying his date. If I say something, he’s going to think I led him on— No, he should be the one to apologize for catfishing!

    He swallowed, ready for a confrontation, but what came out wasn't in agreeance with his mind. “Oh, my mistake, then,” he stammered, forcing a sheepish smile. “I’m sorry… I didn’t recognize you at first. I guess I didn’t look closely enough.”

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    20 Dec 2025

  2. Public Bookmark 1

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    After accidentally going on a date with a man, Kabru finds himself needing and happens to have a certain someone in mind. It's just for one night. It's just to release some tension.

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    Kabru cleared his throat and asked, “So… what do you feel like? Comedy? Horror? Action?”

    Mithrun blinked, then leaned just slightly closer, shoulders brushing the back of Kabru’s as he responded, “I don’t care. Surprise me.”

    I don’t care.

    Okay, they were both on the same page.

    Kabru’s stomach fluttered at that crumb of knowledge, but he forced his hands to remain steady on the remote. He scrolled through the options, careful not to dwell too long on any option as he tried to figure out his next move. “... Did we want to move to the bed?”

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    20 Dec 2025

  3. Public Bookmark *

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    A collection of sketches/individual pieces of LestatxLouis NSFW art. Tags will be updated as I add more stuff in the future.

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    27 Nov 2025

  4. Public Bookmark 90

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    Tobirama had never heard of this so-called omega ward, but since Konoha's hospital was Hashirama's pet project, that wasn't entirely surprising. A dedicated ward for long-term care seemed rather sensible, to be honest.

    Still. Pillow forts? Ridiculous.

    And probably exactly in line with what Hashirama envisioned when he created this ward behind Tobirama's back.

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    23 Nov 2025

  5. Public Bookmark 11

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    Nanami's human anatomy can't take Gojo's rather massive package good thing he has something* for it.

    *womb tattoos that'll make it fit!

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    10 Nov 2025

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