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Rio Vidal is twenty-six years old when she walks back through the gates of her old high school.
The same excuse on her lips, the same gate, the same hallways that smell like floor wax and something green and growing. She tells the guard her uncle sent her. Her uncle has been dead for two years.
It was never about the errand. It was never about the cousin. It was always her. -
The Proposal AU by theegreenwitch
Fandoms: Agatha All Along (TV), Marvel Cinematic Universe
04 Aug 2025
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Faced with deportation to her native Scottish, high-powered book editor Agatha Harkness says she's engaged to marry Rio Vidal, her hapless assistant. Rio agrees to the charade, but imposes a few conditions of her own, including flying to Puerto Rico to meet her eccentric family. With a suspicious Jennifer Kale as immigration official always lurking nearby, Agatha and Rio must stick to their wedding plan despite numerous mishaps.
The Proposal AU aka gayer and hornier version
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Blood Smears by rokkun
Fandoms: Smosh, Buffy the Vampire Slayer (TV), Real Person Fiction
04 Jun 2024
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“Aspirin?” Angela asks, puzzled and mildly concerned that her girlfriend was taking a blood thinner. “When did you start taking aspirin?”
Amanda sends Angela a grin. “Just recently. Well, I’ll only take it once in a blue moon. It depends.”
Angela shakes her head. “Ya not gonna prevent heart attacks taking it that infrequently.”
“You’re correct,” Amanda states, sliding over to her partner to gently cusp their face. “It won’t. And I don’t need to take it. But it will make this more enjoyable for you.” Both of her thumbs were now resting atop Angela’s bottom lip, exposing her razor-sharp canines, and Amanda watched as Angela’s eyes switched from confusion to wide with wonder, eyes darting between Amanda’s hands and the smug expression that Amanda had plastered on her face.
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a Smosh x College AU x Buffy the Vampire Slayer AU. I just wanted to write vampire!Angela and Amanda together. Angela is a vampire, Ian is a werewolf, and Amanda and Anthony are normal* people : )Series
- Part 2 of smosh scoobies
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23 Jun 2026
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Bring me to the party, then you leave me stranded there. by lizallalong
Fandoms: Agatha All Along (TV)
08 Jun 2026
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Agatha lets her best friend drag her to her new girlfriend’s birthday party, fully intending to hate every second of it. Then she meets Rio and hates it even more.
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23 Jun 2026
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“We got engaged?”
Rio looks at her, puzzled. Her eyes dart back and forth between Agatha’s.
“You remember?” Rio asks carefully.
Holy shit. She’s engaged to Rio.
She’s engaged to Rio.
Her heart feels like it’s about to give out and that burning in her ribs feels like fire.
When did this happen?
“Not really but I guess it makes sense.” She’s barely able to hear the words leave her mouth over the beating of her own heart.
“So you remember Wanda?” Rio asks dejectedly. Agatha frowns, confused all over again.
“Wanda?” She repeats. “Who’s Wanda?”
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Agatha wakes up in hospital with amnesia after a car accident and immediately jumps to the very logical but extremely wrong conclusion about her best friend. As she tries to piece together her life with memories of Rio and no one else, she’s forced to ask herself an important question:
Why did she agree to marry the wrong person?
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22 Jun 2026
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"Stay right fucking there.” Sarah repeated, her jaw clenched, “You’re done.”
The shorter woman swallowed, seemingly attempting to contain her nerves, “That’s quite the introduction.”or an au in which Sarah Christ finally finds the Creekside Killer, but the Creekside Killer is really really frustrating and really really hot
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22 Jun 2026
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A devastating heartbreak a year ago has left Angela believing that fate doesn't exist.
Can a confident stranger show her that sometimes love really is written in the stars?or the flower shop smau that no one wanted besides me and @rockindocs
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22 Jun 2026