thegraveyardmortician
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New Years Eve: Kyle and Cartman find themselves at the same house party: drunk, hostile, and restless like always. Bored and unsupervised, they stumble across a dusty old book tucked behind someone's parents' wine rack. Half-drunk and egging each other on, they read a spell aloud just to mock it.
Weeks later, Kyle starts experiencing strange symptoms. He's tired, nauseous, emotionally erratic. When the truth comes out, it's worse than he imagined. He's seventeen, he hooked up with his arch nemesis, and now, he's somehow pregnant with his spawn.
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Heidi wants Kyle. Heidi also wants Eric. Kyle and Eric both want Heidi. Kyle and Eric are absolutely, definitely, one hundred percent not into each other. Right?
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At the edge of a future they have been promised all their lives, a plane carrying fifteen teenagers from South Park disappears into the wilderness. At first, the wilderness seems like a nightmare with an ending. They tell themselves rescue is coming. They stay near the wreckage. They make rules. They assign chores. They bury the dead. Eventually, their fragile order begins to rot.
Inspired by Yellowjackets and Lord of The Flies by William Golding.