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    She shouldn’t have seen it.

    She wasn’t supposed to have seen it.

    He’d only been tugging his jumper off, the pub walls almost sweating from the number of bodies inside, when she’d caught a glimpse of gold from the corner of her eye. Her attention snagged and she looked. She’d only seen it for half a second before he had tugged his t-shirt back down, the knit of his navy jumper having brought the white cotton along for the ride. It was gone just as quickly as she’d seen it but that tiny flicker of something kept her eyes searching around.

    She was sure of what she’d seen — what else could it have been? — but the person upon which she’d seen that flash of metal didn’t compute.

    There was no way that Draco Malfoy had a piercing. And not there.

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    Or, Hermione learns that Draco has a navel piercing and can’t handle it

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    “Do you normally snog your friends?”

    “Do you normally snog your nieces?”

    One strange night throws Rhaenyra’s relationship with her ersatz uncle off-kilter. A modern AU.

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    “You sound like such a whore right now, do you want this entire building to know you’re in here getting fucked stupid?”

    “Yes,” Greg gasps, loudly, as Tom growls into his neck. He’s never been quite so gone on anyone like this before, he wants to cover himself in Greg’s sweat, he wants everyone they meet to smell him on him.

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    OR: PWP based on the prompt: “tomgreg having sex in a hotel room on a work trip but Greg is being too loud so Tom covers his mouth but goes harder.”

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    “So I’ve been thinking,” Tom begins one evening over dinner, “Indulge me, if you will.”

    Greg nods, expecting some outrageously normal idea for the night ahead. ‘Let’s rent a movie and do ketamine, Greg, it would be so fucking funny, bro.’ Par for the course type shit.

    “I, uhh,” Tom pauses to sip his wine, “I think we should fuck.”

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    After a case involving kink culture, Spencer is assigned to judge the girls’ game of Never Have I Ever. Later, him and Reader compare scores.

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