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So, he clicks it. The Orion Pax in him is still making horrible decisions, Optimus guesses, because when he hears a sleepy groan and a “who the frag is this” on the other line, he realizes he’s made a horrible mistake.
Optimus Prime accidentally calls Megatron in the middle of the night, two and a half weeks after their fight. They end up talking a lot more than they'd expected.
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Or; What else are you supposed to do when your archnemesis calls you and you're still in love with him?Bookmarked by theslowestcook
16 Apr 2026
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Black had been nearly skeletal when he came out of Azkaban, but he’d put on muscle again.
He prowled, and he loomed, and whatever earthy animal quality he’d had as a younger man had transmuted into something feral and predatory, during his twelve years of imprisonment.
Severus had his wand. He swallowed hard. His wand. Magic. His only defense, because Black outweighed him by at least three stone. But magic was more than enough. Severus had never needed physical prowess. His magical strength, and the keenness of his mind, gave him the advantage.
Except when it didn’t.
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10 Mar 2026
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After the war, Severus Snape survives but is left with chronic pain from Nagini’s venom. He hides away in Sirius Black’s long-abandoned home, certain no one will find him. When Sirius returns to Grimmauld Place on Harry’s request, he’s shocked to discover Severus collapsed in a forgotten potions room. Sirius stays to help, and through shared proximity and growing concern, the two grow closer—one kiss becoming something deeper. But as Severus nears a cure, their fragile connection is threatened by the looming end of their time together.
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- Part 3 of Snack Obsession
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23 Feb 2026
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Hope is a thing with teeth by Chocolate_Cheeesecake
Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types, Transformers: Earthspark (Cartoon)
13 Dec 2025
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“Are you alright?” Optimus asked, instinctively. He scanned his frame again, but there was no major wound, nothing that would bring Megatron to his knees like this. Optimus reached out a hand, automatic. Megatron’s optics widened as he fell to one knee. “What have you done to me?!” he yelled at Optimus uselessly. He curled around his torso, as if to protect his spark. Then, he noticed the hand. “Stay the fuck away –”
Optinus looked at him, confused, afraid, until – of course. The conjunx endura bond. Hurting him, really hurting him, hurt Megatron, too.
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Or: Megatron lost his memories. Optimus desperately tries to get them back.Bookmarked by theslowestcook
03 Jan 2026
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A sequel to my Moan My Name, Snivellus.
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This picks up where Moan My Name, Snivellus ends. So for those who see this first I suggest reading Moan My Name, Snivellus so that there is no confusion.Series
- Part 2 of Snack Obsession
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29 Nov 2025