thetipsytypewriter
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First Time for Everything/Practice Makes it Perfect by thetipsytypewriter
Fandoms: South Park
08 Feb 2019
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Synopsis: Stan is oblivious and Kyle just wants to make sure Stan's first time is with him and not with Wendy. Oneshot Angst and poorly written Smut lmao bare with me.
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- Part 1 of Stan and Kyle Angst #367
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Just as the title says, a bunch of short 500 (sometiems more sometimes less) word drabbles. Can be angst, smut, crack, super fluff, anything really! Suggestions are welcome!
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You know that whole thing about Tweek x Craig where they're an item and stuff? Yeah? Well...no. It's 100% fake. All that hand holding? Fake. Walking each other to class? All for show. Making out under the bleachers? Academy award winning acting. So there's no way that those little flutters in the pit of Craig Tucker's gut every time his little coffee addict comes around has any significant meaning at all. Duh. -
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Craig Tucker left South Park to go take care of his grandparents. He came back for college, only to find his best friend and kind of ex-boyfriend dating someone else. He would be happy for Tweek, if this someone else wasn't a major dickwad. Really, he hated him with a passion but he had no idea what to do about it.
Stan Marsh loved his life. He had an apartment with his two best friends, an amazing girlfriend, and he was captain of the football team. But, then he realized that he had more than friendly feelings for his super best friend, Kyle. It doesn't help that he was beginning to get jealous of blind dates Kyle went on due to his mother's requests.
Kenny McCormick was scared of commitment, which is why he could easily be seen as a whore. But, he wanted to seriously date Butters. He just didn't want to be a shitty boyfriend, and he wasn't sure if he could be a good one so he didn't try to increase them to the next level. He was 99.99% sure that he loved Butters, but the thought of being involved for more than just a fling scared him.
Romance is weird and hard, which is why this ragtag group of asshole friends have to work out their problems together. Suck on that, Friends (1994).
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I don't even know what to name this...there's no real plot, it's a sad attempt at smut, and I'm going straight to hell....enjoy! :)
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And They Told Me Office Jobs Were Boring by achilleus (orphan_account)
Fandoms: SEVENTEEN (Band)
31 Oct 2019
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"When I accepted this position," Seungcheol hisses, "I figured it would be easy. I would just have to review some articles, correct some spelling errors, maybe conduct an interview or two...but instead, I get this."
He gestures aimlessly with his hand to absolutely nothing, but Junhui more or less understands what he's getting at.
Or: Seungcheol is Jeonghan's bitch (for forever, bitch), Seungkwan and Hansol are broken up (and never ever getting back together, like ever), Junhui is attempting to woo Minghao via horoscopes, Soonyoung and Seokmin have a bet going on (with both their cash money and bodies at stake), and something's going on with Wonwoo and Mingyu but no one knows what. At least that's how the story starts...it gets a bit messy later on.
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