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if the story's over by astrolesbian
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
26 Aug 2021
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Generally, Shen Qingqiu only visits him at work when he’s really got something to yell about—protagonist dick size or sex pollen caves or weird poisons that Shang Qinghua forgot to invent cures to, or something. Today, he says, “Look, there’s news and I thought you should hear it from me.”
Shang Qinghua doesn’t look up from his papers at first. “Okay, sure,” he says, absently—how much money are they spending on incense again? Absolutely fucking absurd—and glances up when Shen Qingqiu remains silent. “What is it?”
Shen Qingqiu folds the fan and taps it nervously against his palm. “Mobei-jun’s getting married,” he says.
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due south by screamingatthesun (savemeaplate)
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
14 May 2021
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Mobei Jun is well aware of the situation. Shang Pingyao does not have thirty thousand dollars. What he does have, though, is a jumpy, soft-thighed son.
Mobei Jun can work with that.
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31 Aug 2025
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Who am I in your Temple? by Paljuresji
Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
03 Dec 2021
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Written for MXTX Big Bang:
The Heavenly Capital has been destroyed and all that’s left is a group of disoriented heavenly officials looking for their next move. Jun Wu’s defeat marks a new start and when Hua Cheng returns, slowly everything starts to fall back into place.
As things slowly settle, along with Xie Lian and Feng Xin, Mu Qing finally finds the place where he fits the most in. However, with the arrival of a newly ascended official and a series of unusual attacks, Mu Qing finds himself in the eye of the heavenly court and under severe accusations. Set on not letting himself be antagonized, Mu Qing will have to once again fight for his honor, just like he had done countless times in the past! The difference now, though, is that he isn’t fighting by himself anymore.
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13 Aug 2025
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no return, no exchange policy by juyangism for wolphalia
Fandoms: 天官赐福 | Heaven Official's Blessing (Cartoon), 天官赐福 | Heaven Official's Blessing (Webcomic), 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
18 Oct 2024
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Mu Qing hadn’t received any of the packages he’d been stress-buying for the past two weeks.
He hadn’t realized that all of them had been shipped to his previous address—Feng Xin’s house.
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11 Aug 2025
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try again, try again, try again by absolutefuckery
Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
01 May 2023
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“Congratulations. I think that might be the stupidest idea you’ve ever had.” Mu Qing sounds… pissed off, yeah, but not as pissed off as Feng Xin thought he would be. Mostly, he sounds wary. “You want to—to kiss me again?”
Yes. More than anything.
Out loud, Feng Xin says, “I just don’t want you holding a bad kiss over my head for the rest of eternity. Are you gonna let me make this up to you or are you gonna be a little bitch about it?”
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Feng Xin accidentally steals Mu Qing’s first kiss. Naturally, the only logical solution is to give him another one. And another. And another. And another. And—
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14 Jun 2025