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Working with Alistair
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Talking is easy. With the exception of two lonely little boys, who can't seem to do it right.
Dean has always been a complete chatterbox. A born and bread patient of foot in mouth disease. Until one day he just stops. And nobody can find out why...
Castiel had long stopped trying to make friends. Because who would wanna be friends with someone that got stuck repeating the first few syllables of their name?
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And those who are wise shall shine like the brightness of the sky above; and those who turn many to righteousness, like the stars forever and ever.
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“My bad,” Robin went on with no remorse, “You’re like forty, you have no room to talk.”
“You–I’m seventeen, asshole!”
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…What?
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Bruce finds out that Red Hood is yet another teenage vigilante. What was he supposed to do? NOT adopt him?
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10 Apr 2026
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Children Will Listen by ParkerAvenue
Fandoms: Batman: Wayne Family Adventures (Webcomic), Batman - All Media Types
10 May 2023
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Jason Todd is good at extortion. He's what the adults call a snoop - nobody paid attention to the little kid with the big ears. Without even realizing, adults would hand him the keys to getting what he needed. Jason knew how to collect information, because adults found information valuable. And it was. It was free, easy to get, and easy to carry, so long as he kept his head clear and his facts straight.
Jason had information Batman could use. He knew it. He had thought it over all day, sitting on that moldy couch, eating stale saltines. Batman would definitely be interested in the information Jason had.Batman had become scary again, like the old stories Jason used to hear the goons in the area tell. Breaking bones, just barely keeping people alive. Batman didn’t kill, no, but sometimes? Sometimes living was worse, maybe.
Jason stayed crouched behind that dumpster, silent, because he simply couldn’t decide if Batman was far gone enough to make a kid wish he was dead.(Jason Todd knows how to get what he wants, and Batman tries to lure him to safety.)
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16 Feb 2026
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"M-My dad said you, you’d,” the kid says, swallowing. “That if I didn’t, that if I didn’t behave, he’d sell me to you. And you, you would…”
The shock burns away immediately; the ashes condense into a murky, muted sort of rage.
He stays still for a long moment, then pulls himself up against the wall. “Okay,” he says monotonously, taking a step toward the kid, and the kid- flinches. He flinches.
Jason reels back, not speaking yet, not trusting himself not to yell. And when he does speak, he says:
“Come on, kid. Let's go say hi to your dad."
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09 Jan 2026
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There's a haunted apartment building in Vermont, and the ad says "Professional couple only". Dean and Cas rise to the occasion.
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22 Feb 2017
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Quarantine by savant (teii)
Fandoms: Deadpool (Comics), Spider-Man - All Media Types, Marvel (Comics), Marvel
26 Jun 2019
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Peter is approached by SHIELD-- to act as a Deadpool-deterrent for New York City. Not exactly a glamorous job or a shining jewel of community service in his resume, but it pays the bills pretty well and is moderately stress-free.
That is, until Deadpool actually shows up.
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29 Jun 2015