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dat pirate wangxian au by tiansquared
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
28 May 2021
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“On yer knees.”
Lan Wangji hissed as the splintered wood beneath him dug into his shins when he was shoved to the floor. A second later, the sack and rope around his head and neck was ripped off him.
“Tis’ been a while huh, Lan Zhan?”
Lan Wangji recognized the voice before his eyes adjusted to the light. He gulped, his throat sandy gravel and his eyes anchors moored to the dazzling figure who sat before him in a nightmarish fever dream of red and black.
The dread pirate Wei Wuxian, master of Yiling and waking terror of the Seven Seas tilted his head to the side as if his crooked, wicked smile or the wild raven plumage of his ridiculous hat weighed his head down to one side. His eyes, a sterling gray that was as piercing as sword tips regarded Lan Wangji as if he were a piece of ocean refuse that had been caught in their fishing nets.
Lan Wangji licked his chapped lips. “Wei Ying.”
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The Wen siblings get captured by the Jins so infamous pirate captain Wei Wuxian captures navy admiral and childhood friend Lan Wangji and holds him for ransom. Cue in intense mutual pining, intense sexual tension, a talking parrot with apples for brains, and cringey pirate lingo.
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The name of love by JustALilHime for The Feels Whale (miscellea)
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
27 Dec 2021
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“Does Shizun feel better now?” Luo BingHe asks, his voice still cracking around the edges, on the thin line between absolute rage and utter grief.
He’s blaming himself. Of course he is. He promised himself he’d never let harm come on Shen QingQiu’s way again, after all. Granted, he failed a couple of times, and Shen QingQiu may or may not have lost count of how many wife plots already hit him (a lie, it was thirteen now) but still. What did Shen QingQiu have to do to make his silly, stupid husband understand that it’s not his fault?
He lets out a heavy sigh. He raises a hand to pat the top of Luo BingHe’s head. Luo BingHe, his sweet if foolish husband, lets his gaze fall to Shen QingQiu’s other hand, now gently caressing his own. His eyes glisten, but no tears fall. Shen QingQiu understood this a long time ago: Luo BingHe never cries when it truly matters.
This Master is alright, Shen QingQiu says as gently as he can, you don’t have to worry anymore.
Except there is a big, very real reason to worry, namely: Shen QingQiu’s voice.aka Shen QingQiu is hit by a curse. Confessions ensue, memories resurface and that one name finally comes to light.
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28 Oct 2025
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Like a Dream by Evonius for maltpowder
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
06 Dec 2019
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In a fit of desperation, Shen Qingqiu signs up with the System's "special loan program".
It ends up with 15-year-old Luo Binghe fucking him.
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28 Oct 2025
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come closer by revesdelimonade
Fandoms: 二哈和他的白猫师尊 - 肉包不吃肉 | The Husky and His White Cat Shizun - Meatbun Doesn't Eat Meat
26 Oct 2025
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Mo Ran had long known the twisted obsession he felt for Chu Wanning would only get worse and more depraved if allowed to grow. And yet, he just couldn't help himself: A-Ning was his, and he'd make sure of it one way or another.
Or: in which Mo Ran bitches his disciple
2ha Kinktober Day 23 — Intoxication/Drugs
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28 Oct 2025
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The Fox Shizun by orangeCrates
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
20 Apr 2019
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A fox spirit receives a small kindness and does everything in his power to repay it.
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Luo Binghe offers Shen Yuan shelter from a storm. To repay that, Shen Yuan becomes Shen Qingqiu and sets out to make improve Luo Binghe's life.
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27 Oct 2025
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The Qi Deviation by tabulaxrasa
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
13 Mar 2021
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It had been three weeks since his qi deviation. Three weeks of being treated by other people as Shizun’s son, as his student; three weeks of whispers behind his back from his supposed martial brothers and sisters, three weeks of being stared at, and three weeks of absolutely no sex.
Luo Binghe and Shen Qingqiu have a difference of opinion on what constitutes an adult. (Really it's just Cang Qiong shenanigans.)
(This follows the Return to Childhood extra)
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26 Oct 2025