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They had only been in Waterdeep for a little over two tendays, but Gale and Astarion had already settled into a routine.
The routine was safe and consistent.
…Until it wasn’t.
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Astarion gets hurt, but Gale is here for him.
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“You’re a sadist.”
Wilson is shrugging into his white lab coat when House barges into his office. “Can this wait? I have a lobotomy in five minutes. It’s yours. An overdue birthday gift.”
“You,” House emphasizes, “are a sadist.”
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19 Jun 2025
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The mortifiying ordeal of forgetting you're not actually dating your roommate by Quine
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25 Jul 2025
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He’s sharing a condo. With House.
And as a man in his forties, employed as the head of the oncology department, James should easily be able to afford an apartment on his own.
Yet he lives with House, who is also a doctor and department head, respectively, and likely also gets paid the salary of a person leading a department. Meaning he could also comfortably live on his own.
Which would indicate that they chose to live together.
But there’s really no reason at all for James to live with another person, unless…
Unless he’s in a relationship with said person.
Or: James Wilson wakes up in the hospital, thinking he's happily married to Sam in the year 1990, only to learn that he is suffering from retrograde amnesia.
Turns out it's 2010, he's divorced thrice over and shares a condo with a man.
What follows is a sexuality crisis of epic proportions, Wilson trying to deal with sharing his space with House and coming to terms with the fact that maybe, just maybe, he's is in love with the obnoxious, grizzly man.
And then his memories return.
James Wilson is utterly fucked.
(All credit for the starting premise goes to The Tap Dancing Doctor by PrikintheTurdis)
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04 Jun 2025
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Everything else wrapped up quickly with little disagreement, there was some polite handshaking, and then it was over. His third divorce in less than fifteen years, and he wasn't even forty yet. He felt House’s eyes on him in the parking lot as he got into his car, then drove directly to a pub down the street to get plastered on a Tuesday afternoon.
Gregory House, Attorney at Law, is a divorce lawyer, but not Wilson's.
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19 May 2025
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The beignets are good. The bayou tours are overpriced. If you’ve seen one voodoo shop, you’ve seen them all. That first night, he met and fucked a woman who was in town for a funeral. The second night, he settles for the hotel bar.
New Orleans, 1994.
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08 May 2025
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House is no stranger to Wilson’s savior complex, his debilitating need to care and care and care until there’s nothing left to take. He bled his wives dry, taking their need from them until they had nothing else for him, but House… House has never stopped needing Wilson, not in the twelve years they’ve been together. He doesn’t think he’ll ever stop needing Wilson, and Wilson won’t ever stop needing to be needed by him. Perfectly mutually assured gratification.
When House comes down with a sudden illness, it’s Wilson’s turn to play doctor—and while House is a lousy patient, Wilson rises to the challenge in more ways than one.
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