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    “I’d like to say welcome to you all, old friends and as well as new, I’m honoured that you’ve come and that we’re all embarking on this as first-timer’s together,” Liam says, raising a glass. They’re all sat cross-legged in a circle on the livingroom-rug that Louis and Zayn rolled out just half an hour ago, with champagne in plastic-cups and Niall plinging intermittently on a badly strung guitar. Like a proper sixties hippie commune. Like what they are now, Louis supposes, give or take fifty years. “Cheers to our new family! Let it be a happy one!”

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    When Louis and the majority of his friends agree to live together in one big house in Manchester, the idea seems crazy, but like a great opportunity.

    Louis just forgets to factor in the issue of living a bit too closely with people that he's always wanted even closer than that. Mainly Harry, that is.

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    Louis has a crush. He’s also a 19 year old virgin. Determined to get some experience before he goes out with his crush he enlists the help of his ex best friend—known in the university to get around, and star football player, Harry.

    Harry agrees to help Louis practice and learn, and Louis always has been a good student.

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    OR the one where himbo Harry helps virgin Louis practice fucking.

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    10 Jan 2024

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    "I was always better at hand to hand than you," Harry growls, even as he leans his weight into the blade. It's small, sharp, has a handle of gold roses.

    "I don't know about that." Louis moves his arm forward, makes the presence of the barrel of the gun fit snugly to Harry's hip. "I think we just play differently."

    "You going to shoot me?" Harry asks, those wild eyes tracking over Louis' face. "Do it."

    "I think I've put enough scars on you," Louis answers, means it about the stretch marks still lining the sides of Harry's stomach, but it lands a little too raw. There are other scars on Harry's body that Louis blames himself for, scars inside too.

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    03 Dec 2023

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    Prompt 132- The story of Nancy Reagan being called the blowjob queen of Hollywood but it's Louis.

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    29 Nov 2023

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    “C’mon Lou,” says Zayn after a moment, He sounds even more exasperated than before. Louis sort of has a knack for exasperating people, especially people like Zayn who aren’t usually bothered by his brattiness. “Can’t you give this guy a chance? Harry Styles? Aren’t you curious about him at all?”

    Despite his best efforts, Louis still flinches at the name. He really shouldn’t be so affected after all these years. He’s seen the name printed down the curve of his waist in obnoxiously and uncommonly large loopy letters every single day since his sixteenth birthday eight years ago. He’s very familiar with the name Harry Styles.

    It sounds pretentious and Louis hates it.

    He hates everything about his supposed soulmate.

    He hates his large handwriting that stands out like a claim on his skin whenever he’s walking around shirtless. He hates his pretentious name. And now he hates his supposed curls and green eyes and dimples.

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    Or Louis has been skeptical of soulmates for years so it seems like fate when he finally bumps into the owner of the obnoxiously large signature printed onto his skin since age sixteen: Harry Styles, a human rights attorney who is firmly against soulmates.

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    27 Nov 2023