timeisweird
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Being sick is miserable. Being sick two centuries out of time is worse.
Jamie gets the flu. John takes care of him.
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- Part 3 of Only Jamie Knows
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>>> REQUEST ACCESS: Nemorensis File Archive
// FILE REQUEST: Files recorded between 12005.279—12006.029.
// SUMMARY:> File archive contains records relevant to the integration of [DATA EXPUNGED] into the Core Intelligence System. Records trace system diagnostics, behavioural anomaly reports, document excerpts, incident logs, audio-video transcripts, internal communications…
>> BEGIN FILE REVIEW? [ Y / N ]
In the furthest reaches of the New Roman Empire lies Nemorensis: a colony-world dedicated to mineral extraction and scientific innovation. The Doctor, Jamie, and Zoe explore what the colony has to offer, all of it encased within great glass domes against the harsh, hazy skies.
But when the Doctor vanishes without a trace, it's up to Jamie and Zoe to bring him home.
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- Part 1 of Nemorensis
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>>> [SYS_CORE]: Access request: visual feed: Dormitory 7, Sapphire House, Zone 2: Feed 01 (Bedroom)
// RESPONSE: Access Granted
// Loading feed…Waiting for clearance to visit the Doctor, Jamie keeps himself occupied.
The Core watches.
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- Part 2 of Nemorensis
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alright if you're alright (okay if you're okay) by timeisweird
Fandoms: Doctor Who, Doctor Who (1963)
07 Dec 2025
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'You're like me!' / 'Oh! Well, I suppose it'd seem that way to you, yes.'
The Doctor and Jamie finally, finally, fall into bed together—but before they get down to business, Jamie has some questions as to what the Doctor's got going on down there.
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The Doctor's latest task from the Time Lords is to return home an errant alien. This proves more difficult than anticipated.
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It's Manchester, 1980-something, and acid jazz is on the rise. John Smith is a mild-mannered clarinettist who finds comfort in the simple things. His partner, Jamie McCrimmon, is a kilt-wearing Scotsman who's never far from a fight, or from John's side.
In the shed behind their house sits a police box, ordinary on the outside and empty on the inside. And kept in Jamie's sporran is a fob watch he doesn't dare open. He wakes each morning next to a man he calls his boyfriend, pretending they were always just John and Jamie—mates, lovers, life partners.
But John Smith isn’t really John Smith, and Jamie isn’t ready to say goodbye.
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the many lives of john t. smith by timeisweird
Fandom: Doctor Who, Doctor Who (2005), SCP Foundation
14 Jun 2025
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"I suppose I’m concerned you might have some, ah, well, some unresolved emotional issues.” / “What’s that supposed to mean?” Jamie picks fights and discovers guinea pigs.
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05 Nov 2025
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“What are you, then?” he asked. “If you’re not a hallucination – perhaps you’re some kind of coping mechanism. There must be a fragment of your consciousness left in the TARDIS’ databanks.” Turning his eyes towards the central column again, he focused his mind on the ship’s singing. “Is this your doing?”
But she was quiet. If it had been her – he would have expected some sort of self-satisfied hum, at least.
“I don’t know what I am,” Jamie said, a little plaintively. “Just that I’m here. With you.”
Something in the Doctor’s chest softened, at that. He reached out, a little uselessly, like he could grasp Jamie’s arm and squeeze it until he smiled. “Well, ah -” He cleared his throat. “You’re certainly not unwelcome, whatever you are.”
A link between minds is a difficult thing to break, even across great distances. Separated by the Time Lords, the Doctor and Jamie might just find that the bond between them leads them home.
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21 Sep 2025
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“You know what I think?”
“Not in the slightest.”
“I think you’re in love with him.”
In which the Doctor is very nearly the last person to figure out that he's in love with Jamie - but there's still someone who realises after he does.
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12 Sep 2025
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He opens the door - “Oh! Jamie!”
Something hot and unwanted springs to life inside his stomach.
Jamie has been tied and bound and is lying, cramped and looking desperately uncomfortable, half-hidden under a rack of discarded lab coats and tarpaulins. His kilt has ridden up, and to the Doctor’s shame and scarlet delight he can see the indents of his own sharpish teeth, the purple bruises like berries on the insides of Jamie’s thighs, and he knows Jamie will know he’s looking too. He’s blinking up at the Doctor - his eyes are dreadfully wide and white - and glowering.
“Mmf,” he says, or tries to say, and shakes his head as a wet dog might, trying to dislodge an irritation.
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- Part 4 of the adventures of brat jamie
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07 Sep 2025
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if only we could have been brave on time by Eggling
Fandoms: Doctor Who, Doctor Who (1963)
03 Sep 2023
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Either his body would rot here, in this alley, picked at by rats – or it would be found by their enemies, and God only knew what would happen then. This wasn’t like a war. Not any sort of proper war, anyway. There would be nobody to report him dead. Nobody to write home and tell the Doctor what had happened. He would just vanish, and that would be the end of it.
How long would the Doctor wait? How many days would he sit by the communicator, fingers twitching in anticipation, ready to pick up a call? How long would it take for him to give up?
How long would it take for him and Victoria to fly away, stepping into the TARDIS with no thought of ever returning?
An adventure goes terribly wrong, and Jamie just wants to hear the Doctor's voice one more time.
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26 Aug 2025