tooAFtofunction
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We burnt down our paper house by tooAFtofunction
Fandoms: One Direction (Band), Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
31 May 2022
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11 year old muggle born Harry spends his birthday visiting the ministry of magic, where he meets the most beautiful boy. There's just one catch, he doesn't know he's a wizard yet.
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Acclaimed children's fashion designer Harry Styles world gets turned upside down when he meets the daughter of pro footballer Louis Tomlinson. Only they've met before and under very different circumstances. Can they put aside their difference, let down their walls, and come together to make Louis' daughter happy?
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Places that We've Never Been by tooAFtofunction
Fandoms: One Direction (Band), Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
23 Feb 2016
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Liam is one to run away from his problems and Zayn is there to catch him as he falls.
A Magical AU where Liam comes out to his parents and it doesn't go well. He ends up in Zayn's tattoo parlor and the rest is history.
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Ziam Tattoos by tooAFtofunction
Fandom: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, One Direction (Band)
23 Feb 2016
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Hippo Christmas, 2 Ewes by HachimansKitsune
Fandoms: One Direction, Harry Styles - Fandom, Louis Tomlinson - Fandom
10 Jan 2026
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Harry is the manager of IKEA's Nesting Department and an omega who no longer nests (despite his wolf begging him to do so). Louis is the hapless alpha who wanders into the Nesting Department while 'supervising' his sisters' Christmas shopping spree. When an omega who no longer nests finds his bond to his wolf weakening, the universe decides to step in in the form of an Alpha who never wanted an omega of his own -- until now. Chance meetings. Ridiculous encounters. Even more ridiculous friends. Familial chaos. And an epic nest... collide to bring them together.
(From the prompt: Can you imagine IKEA in omegaverse? The nesting section where they have all the best blankets and pillows, model nests… but then there’s an area that has alpha pheromone spray in case an omega wants the comfort but is single…)
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09 Jan 2026
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“What’s wrong with your outfit?”
“I’m not showing enough skin, apparently.”
“Excuse me?!”
“Exactly! Cheeky fucking asshole. He said it would of been a pain to get me out of leather later on and I should have planned easier access.”
You watch as the drivers mouth falls wide open. “I’m not even joking.”You sip on the Diet Coke and almost moan at how cold it is, the perfect sweetness to compensate for the salty fries. “That’s when I jumped into your taxi and told you to floor it.”
“I ummm-“ you watch as the guy chews on his bottom lip, anxious? Why? “I’m not a taxi driver.”
You choke on the Diet Coke.
The straw accidentally hitting the back of your throat at his confession.
“WHAT??”
“I’m not a taxi driver. I was pulled into the taxi rank though so it’s kind of my fault, and I was going to tell you to get out but you looked so worried and you… that guy was following you so…”
“Oh my God.”
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01 Jan 2026
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"They never talk about Jisung when this happens. They never talk about Jisung, full stop. But Changbin can still feel him hanging over every stupid mistake of a rendezvous. He knows that Minho must be thinking about him, too. His presence is so heavy between them that Changbin could choke on it. Sometimes, Changbin expects to feel Jisung’s fingers playing in his hair, and nearly jumps when he opens his eyes and it’s Minho’s delicate hands on the base of his neck instead. Sometimes, when Minho kisses him, Changbin peeks open the eye closest to the door, just to make sure Jisung isn’t leaning in the entryway, watching.
Changbin thinks he would die on the spot if that happened."AKA: 'ask him out!' 'no, YOU ask him out!', the trope, the fic.
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29 Dec 2025
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They both stare at each other for a moment, and it finally, truly dawns on them. Something has changed. Switched. Been flipped around.
“You’re not my Minho.”
“And you’re not my Jisung.”
or: jisung is transported to a universe where he's dating minho. he handles it.
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29 Dec 2025
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“I heard a rumor about you.’
Minho’s eyebrows furrow. “A rumor?”
“Mm, people are saying you have a secret wife and kids.”
“A baseless accusation, then.” A quick puff of air leaves his nose.
“Oh, so you’re not married?” Jisung smiles, a little too happy.
“I’m not. I hope you didn’t keep me behind to gossip, Jisung?” Minho raises an eyebrow at him, sitting down in his big armchair.
“Oh, no. Of course not.” Jisung walks around to Minho’s side of the desk and slides his ass to sit on top of it. “I wanted to know if you liked my outfit?”
Minho blinks at him, eyes flicking down to Jisung’s bare thighs for a moment. Jisung didn’t miss it. “Jisung-ah– that’s not an appropriate question. Or an appropriate way to sit.”
Jisung kicks his legs back and forth a little. “Well, I don’t think the way you were looking at me earlier was very appropriate, was it Professor?”
or: jisung fucks his sexy anatomy professor
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29 Dec 2025